Any place there are women wearing T-shirts that read, "WTF You Looking At, MF?" White women and men who do that to their kids might as well take them to the PD every year for photograph updates.
Matthew W, I don't know about premeditated. I'd say you had made contingency plans for if anything happened, then followed the plan when the fortuitous event actually happened. Unless you enticed a particular individual to perform the crime, with the intent to kill that individual, it would not be premeditation. And, you don't want to break any littering laws by leaving a body just lying around now, do you?
Pretty sure that - at not that long after the time that picture was taken - there were at least 11 states full of people who would violently disagree with that statement.
But you usually don't get to write your own eulogy.
My favorite line from one: In the end it is good, in the end it is fitting that he should be cremated for his body should suffer the same fate as his soul.
Any place there are women wearing T-shirts that read, "WTF You Looking At, MF?" White women and men who do that to their kids might as well take them to the PD every year for photograph updates.
ReplyDeleteAnother great bunch of laughs.
ReplyDelete3) There's a service you can call and they come out and pre mark all the buried utilities in the yard ahead of time. Just Sayin.
ReplyDeleteCalling 811 is how you do that.
DeleteHell, there's augmented reality programs that show you right on your phone -- https://www.linkedin.com/posts/activity-6743521804247146496-nsVr/
DeleteThat makes it premeditated (if it matters)
DeleteMatthew W, I don't know about premeditated. I'd say you had made contingency plans for if anything happened, then followed the plan when the fortuitous event actually happened. Unless you enticed a particular individual to perform the crime, with the intent to kill that individual, it would not be premeditation. And, you don't want to break any littering laws by leaving a body just lying around now, do you?
DeletePremeditation. That's why I avoid long-term planning.
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John in Indy
Premeditation. That's why I avoid long-term planning.
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John in Indy
Contingency plan.
DeleteAll good, but a few above and beyond.
ReplyDelete#6 - that one's funny.
ReplyDelete#10 - I've seen someone do that before... very very funny
#12 - What they don't tell you is that you can stop doing this in your mid 30's....I'm 50...
#19 - I have a 0 gauge Prince Albert...only the women not planing to suck it appreciate it...
another excellent batch, sir!
My great-grandmothers thought Keith Richards was hot...
ReplyDeleteAlways like Keith Richards jokes...but isn't that Bruce Springsteen in the pic?
ReplyDeleteNope. No anti-American cock in the mouth of that guy.
DeleteAlways one in the new jersey jerkoff's mouth.
Fuck Bwuce Spwingstween.
"No anti-American cock in the mouth of that guy."
DeletePretty sure that - at not that long after the time that picture was taken - there were at least 11 states full of people who would violently disagree with that statement.
I love the eulogy one.
ReplyDeleteStriking from the grave, the best FU.
But you usually don't get to write your own eulogy.
DeleteMy favorite line from one: In the end it is good, in the end it is fitting that he should be cremated for his body should suffer the same fate as his soul.
# 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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