#18!?!!? YOU FUCKER!!! I only had one good shooting eye left and now I can't stop them from coming for my guns! SHIT! Does wally world carry claymores?
#10 - according to the story I read Noah had plenty of people on the ark. His sons, their wives and your guess is as good as mine as to how many rug rats. And now we are all inbred. Makes me wonder if Mt. Ararat is actually in West Virginia.
7) Miles Mathis makes a pretty good case that JFK actually was gay. Don't listen to me, go read it for yourself:
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Dude seriously overcompensated, then.
Delete#18!?!!? YOU FUCKER!!! I only had one good shooting eye left and now I can't stop them from coming for my guns! SHIT! Does wally world carry claymores?
ReplyDeleteAnother great batch!
ReplyDelete#9: "Yeah, I'd fuck your girlfriend, but she's more masculine than you are."
ReplyDelete#3: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDammit Kenny I can't unsee that in 18 please I am begging you.
ReplyDelete#1 - I’m sorry. Did you read the fine print? You subscribed for a full year.
ReplyDelete#18 Nooooo!
ReplyDelete#14 Albertsons wants $6 for one 9 volt battery!!!
ReplyDelete#3: He compensates for the lack of one sense by employing another. He keeps sticking his fingers in his mouth till the shitty taste goes away..
ReplyDelete#10 - according to the story I read Noah had plenty of people on the ark. His sons, their wives and your guess is as good as mine as to how many rug rats. And now we are all inbred. Makes me wonder if Mt. Ararat is actually in West Virginia.
ReplyDeleteThere were only 8 people on the Ark.
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17. Damn, your girl fast. Only take about 3 minutes to pop them tabs and turn all those cans of piss upside down in the sink.
ReplyDeleteNumber two just got arrested!!! :)
ReplyDelete#18 You do know I'm now in easy driving distance AND I have a shovel in back of the truck?
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