I like that first one. Boys should invade en mass girls sports, showers, and bathrooms so that there is not a single 'girl' thing left in America. Go full retard on this retarded bullshit.
Women's bathrooms already have that. A large percentage of women are so terrified of germs in public bathrooms that they crouch over the seat instead of putting down one of the paper things and sitting down, and then they can't be bothered to clean up after themselves either.
#1 is how girl's bathrooms look now, too many of them hover to pee and don't wipe up the seat after. Ask any janitor which bathrooms are more disgusting, it ain't the men's room.
Our middle Eastern diversity hires insist on squatting, so now the rest of us get to clean foot prints off the damn driver seat (Japanese auto plant). I'm told its worse in the wimmins.
But yeah, why can't you flush your own ass gasket.
Couple years ago, there was someone who couldn't/wouldn't even make it to the shixxer. Had to watch where you stepped...
We broke up, she moved out with the guy she already had on the side. She comes into work looking like she fell off the bobsled at the top of the run and beat the sled to the bottom. She finds and marries another schmuck, cheats on him as well, he winds up "committing suicide" with three .45s to the chest while she's "out with a friend" that she moves to Florida with after collecting the insurance money. Did I literally dodge a bullet with that psycho-chick? Yes, yes I did.
I like that first one. Boys should invade en mass girls sports, showers, and bathrooms so that there is not a single 'girl' thing left in America. Go full retard on this retarded bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI don't get number 1.whats the point of it?
DeleteRoland, our newly Selected president sees nothing wrong with uni-sex bathrooms, even for school kid.
DeleteWomen's bathrooms already have that. A large percentage of women are so terrified of germs in public bathrooms that they crouch over the seat instead of putting down one of the paper things and sitting down, and then they can't be bothered to clean up after themselves either.
DeleteBrilliant, as always!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the laughs!
19) I gotsa get me some dat Chicken McDo. Sum dat McSpaghetti fer lata 2. Den rub it all ova dat B.
ReplyDeletere: #19, holy fuck! Is he really that tall or is it photoshop?
ReplyDeleteI had to read the talk show one twice before I got it....that was baaaaaaad.
#1 is how girl's bathrooms look now, too many of them hover to pee and don't wipe up the seat after. Ask any janitor which bathrooms are more disgusting, it ain't the men's room.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why they just don't use an ass gasket?
DeleteBureaucrat Bib.
DeleteIt gets worse (stop reading now).
DeleteOur middle Eastern diversity hires insist on squatting, so now the rest of us get to clean foot prints off the damn driver seat (Japanese auto plant). I'm told its worse in the wimmins.
But yeah, why can't you flush your own ass gasket.
Couple years ago, there was someone who couldn't/wouldn't even make it to the shixxer. Had to watch where you stepped...
I told you to stop reading...
I like bread. 16 yep
ReplyDeleteI tend to prefer smaller pert bubbies rather than really big ones, so bread for me too.
Delete#3 Yep, only I'll go one better. When she leaves you for another guy and the next week she comes home and finds him swingin from the rafter...
ReplyDelete#3 Hold my beer...
ReplyDeleteWe broke up, she moved out with the guy she already had on the side. She comes into work looking like she fell off the bobsled at the top of the run and beat the sled to the bottom. She finds and marries another schmuck, cheats on him as well, he winds up "committing suicide" with three .45s to the chest while she's "out with a friend" that she moves to Florida with after collecting the insurance money.
Did I literally dodge a bullet with that psycho-chick? Yes, yes I did.