Second TV we had growing up (first was a tiny black and white) had a real remote. Volume up, volume down, channel up - no channel down, there were only 13 possible VHF channels. Thing was, the remote had no batteries - each button pinged a ultrasonic tuning fork which the tv listened for. Worked great, except when the dog would scratch his neck and jangle his tags.
I am a BDJ (bacon-devouring Jew), but I didn't find #17 funny; so I showed it to a good friend who's a Maronite - he didn't find it humorous either. He told me not to worry; I should expect to see more of this as the mullahs become ascendant.
Oh, give me a fucking break. I make fun of everybody, even white trash, my own kind. If I worried about offending anybody, all you'd see when you came to my blog would be blank pages.
Agree with you Ken 100%. I always say if you can't take a joke fuck you!!! This is an equal opportunity offensive site and that's why I like it, donate to it and come here every day for a laugh and to check out the stories.
Antisemitic jokes are funny. Antisemitism isnt. It's about the intent, and I think here the author is making fun of old prejudices. Maybe I don't know shit, a goyisha cup.
I can't believe so many folks are triggered by #17.
I mean, the main reason I come here is for offensive jokes. On more than one occasion, I have more than resembled the folks made fun of here, and I still laugh.
It's not even really a antisemitic joke, its a joke about the dude offering the bacon.
There is quite a bit on this blog which offends me. I just scroll past.
We used to be a nation where everyone was fair game as the butt of a joke. To that end, I welcome Kenny's blog. It's all in fun, no hatred here. Let's unify to fight the true enemy.
#5. When you get older, might as well sit down to pee, unless you want to change your jeans several times a day. Older, older, you will wonder how you got a spray nozzle.
What's with this "being offended" shit, especially on Kenny's blog? Why else do people visit? Kenny's an equal-opportunity offender...hell, it's been at least 5 years since I've heard a good pollock joke!
In regards to #20
ReplyDeleteYou can't fix stupid, but duct tape will silence it.....
Got the bumper sticker on my truck.
Delete#1 Ah yes. When Pops wanted to watch TV on weekends, all 7 to 9 channels we had, I was the remote. 😁
ReplyDeleteSecond TV we had growing up (first was a tiny black and white) had a real remote. Volume up, volume down, channel up - no channel down, there were only 13 possible VHF channels.
DeleteThing was, the remote had no batteries - each button pinged a ultrasonic tuning fork which the tv listened for. Worked great, except when the dog would scratch his neck and jangle his tags.
I am a BDJ (bacon-devouring Jew), but I didn't find #17 funny; so I showed it to a good friend who's a Maronite - he didn't find it humorous either. He told me not to worry; I should expect to see more of this as the mullahs become ascendant.
ReplyDeleteThe mullahs have a better chance of becoming literate than becoming ascendant. Except for pieces of them right after the explosion.
DeleteThey are rather outgoing after the explosion.
DeleteOh, give me a fucking break. I make fun of everybody, even white trash, my own kind.
DeleteIf I worried about offending anybody, all you'd see when you came to my blog would be blank pages.
Agree with you Ken 100%. I always say if you can't take a joke fuck you!!! This is an equal opportunity offensive site and that's why I like it, donate to it and come here every day for a laugh and to check out the stories.
DeleteJewish conundrum:
DeleteFree Ham Sandwiches.
Told to me by my Jewish accountant.
He, at least, has a sense of humor.
Fuck the original commenter if he can't take a joke.
Wow a jew with no sense of humor, and i have never heard of a maronite and why does he not have a sense of humor ethier!!! grayman
DeleteWhat's the saying about who you can and can't criticize...
DeleteMaybe he mistyped his name. Should have hit the key on the other side of the "n" instead.
DeleteI took his comment as a joke. Why else use BDJ, an obscure religion, or even mention mullahs.
DeleteExcellent. Great stuff, as always.
ReplyDelete#10: Amateur. He didn't even beat Bobby Sands record.
ReplyDeleteAntisemitic jokes are funny. Antisemitism isnt. It's about the intent, and I think here the author is making fun of old prejudices. Maybe I don't know shit, a goyisha cup.
ReplyDeleteI admire his expediency but how does #19 spin that that thing up enough to julienne the fries?
ReplyDeleteDeathro Bodine
I want to see more camel jockey stuff. But the stuff you have makes me cackle so there is that
ReplyDeleteI can't believe so many folks are triggered by #17.
ReplyDeleteI mean, the main reason I come here is for offensive jokes. On more than one occasion, I have more than resembled the folks made fun of here, and I still laugh.
It's not even really a antisemitic joke, its a joke about the dude offering the bacon.
What's that in the bowl in #2? A whole hot pepper?
ReplyDeleteA leaf.
DeletePerhaps these will go over better:
ReplyDeleteQ: Why do you never take just one Mormon on a hunting trip?
A: If you take just one, he'll drink all the beer.
Q: Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Who don't Mormons recognize?
A: Each other, in bars.
Both told to me by a laughing Mormon. Get over it.
Those work good as Baptist jokes too.
DeleteThere is quite a bit on this blog which offends me. I just scroll past.
ReplyDeleteWe used to be a nation where everyone was fair game as the butt of a joke. To that end, I welcome Kenny's blog. It's all in fun, no hatred here. Let's unify to fight the true enemy.
#5. When you get older, might as well sit down to pee, unless you want to change your jeans several times a day. Older, older, you will wonder how you got a spray nozzle.
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason some people shower in their jeans.
DeleteWhat's with this "being offended" shit, especially on Kenny's blog? Why else do people visit? Kenny's an equal-opportunity offender...hell, it's been at least 5 years since I've heard a good pollock joke!
ReplyDelete