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Tuesday, January 05, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. #19. ( stolen from Last Man Standing )

    When I dance, I look like a dog trying to get back in the boat.

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    1. The only way to win that game is not to play. Several white religious sects have outlawed the practice, and they were right to do so.

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    2. Those sects don't have sex standing up either, they are afraid God will think they are dancing.

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    3. Oh everybody cut loose, footloose

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    4. This is why you want white people to practice "cultural appropriation". When left to their own devices they come up with "awesomesauce" and cheesy line dances.

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  2. #19 Offer does not apply to Russians, however.

    And while it may be true that most Ypipo can't dance, we did invent rap - we just called it square dancing.

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  3. #18 - Your full given name as stated on your birth certificate.

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    1. Truth. You should hear what it sounds like when you are in Catholic School and a Nun shouts your full name across the playground. I'm at retirement age and it is still burned in.

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  4. Exellanto senior Kenny. Laughs abounded.

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  5. # 17: that wouldn't be a photo of the Maus tank would it?

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    1. No, this is a "Sturmmörserwagen 606/4 mit 38 cm RW 61" (Sturmpanzer VI, commonly called "Sturmtiger"). As usual, Wikipedia knows more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmtiger.
      The Sturmtiger weighed in 65 metric tons. The PzKw VIII "Maus" was a bit larger and brought 188 metric tons to the scales. Only two were ever built ... another proof of Hitlers' megalomania.

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    2. 380MM Rocket Sturmtiger Heavy Assault Tank

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  6. Thank you for putting these up. We need humor to put up with the boot stamping our faces...forever.
    But I'm an optimist.

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  7. I steal these because they're so good. It's a compliment to you, really.

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  8. #15 must be the new Nazidoodle, but it looks more like the possidoodle.

    #10 to rock that look, do you have to have moobs?

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  9. Iggy Pop is one scary dude.....

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  10. #12 was created by an insane genius of dark humor.

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  11. #18 "Fine"

    Michael in Nelson

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  12. You gotta love Iggy!

    Have you seen this: https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/lockdown-has-affected-every-one-of-us-jennifer-aniston-iggy-pop.jpg

    Cracked me up!

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