Mine is already paid for. My wife and kids want to know where I want my ashes placed. I keep telling them to flush my ashes down the toilet. They are not happy with my answer.
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And you too can have that smoking hot body!,
ReplyDeleteThanks anyway but I'll pass on the ribs and go with the coleslaw, beans and potato salat...
ReplyDeleteMine is already paid for. My wife and kids want to know where I want my ashes placed. I keep telling them to flush my ashes down the toilet. They are not happy with my answer.
ReplyDeleteCheck casket before getting in line for the barbecue.
ReplyDeleteGreat way to encourage attendees for the funeral.
ReplyDeleteMobile crematorium?
ReplyDeleteWhats that bacon smell?
Dahmer & Sons Funeral Home: You croak 'em, we smoke 'em!
ReplyDeleteBrisket will be served at my funeral, and it will be slow cooked all night with Mom's recipe.
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