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Friday, January 01, 2021

When I die...


 

8 comments:

  1. And you too can have that smoking hot body!,

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  2. Thanks anyway but I'll pass on the ribs and go with the coleslaw, beans and potato salat...

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  3. Mine is already paid for. My wife and kids want to know where I want my ashes placed. I keep telling them to flush my ashes down the toilet. They are not happy with my answer.

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  4. Check casket before getting in line for the barbecue.

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  5. Great way to encourage attendees for the funeral.

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  6. Mobile crematorium?
    Whats that bacon smell?

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  7. Dahmer & Sons Funeral Home: You croak 'em, we smoke 'em!

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  8. Brisket will be served at my funeral, and it will be slow cooked all night with Mom's recipe.

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