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Thursday, January 14, 2021

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

MOUNT DORA, Fla. – Two men are behind bars after what deputies say was a grave robbery for ritualistic purposes, targeting veterans’ burial sites “because the spirit is much stronger in a hero.” 

The men, 43-year-old Brian Montalvo Tolentino and 39-year-old Juan Burgos Lopez, were arrested in Polk County after deputies said they broke into four separate graves and took body parts from each person inside.

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  1. Why not charged with attempted murder...

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  2. During their escapade Brian was heard saying to Juan: "Give me a hand".

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    1. And the Juan said "I need some head". All jokes aside, those two should get some real jail time. No one should fuck with a Veteran's or any other grave, period.

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  3. Little did Juan know that Brian meant something entirely different that night when he said "Let's go out and get some head!"

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  4. Behavior is downstream of culture (and religion: Palo Mayombe).
    Some would claim that culture is downstream of biology.

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  5. Is this some Santeria or Voodoo shit? The names of the perpetrators point that way.
    This calls for a midnight sacrifice at full moon.

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