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Friday, February 26, 2021

An Insurrectionist Vehicle.....

Residents of an elite Washington, D.C. neighborhood took to an internet message board in a state of panic after spotting a white man parking his work truck on the side of a public street, eventually calling police over fears that the truck was an “insurrectionist” vehicle. 

According to a recent report from The Washington Post, residents of the elite Adams Morgan neighborhood in Washington, D.C. took to the Next Door app – a hyper localized social media network described as a cross between Facebook and Craigslist – to accuse the vehicle’s driver of engaging in domestic terrorism, honing in on the color of the driver’s skin and the truck’s Gadsden Flag, “Don’t Tread on Me” license plates as evidence of impending doom.
-MadMarlin

22 comments:

  1. Heh...They will fuckin know when We decide on insurrection. And they ain't gonna "read it", they'll feel it.
    And, sorry Feds, We ain't gonna tell you when it happens. Go look for nooses, you fuckin losers.
    Dano

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  2. These "people" should be on a list of those who should not be allowed to breed.

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  3. We live an a section in an old town (once hosted one of the battles of the Revolutionary War) in a area that was deep country and only occupied by summer homes, around the many lakes.
    It is now a suburban boom area, with mostly McMansions owned by Karens and Brads...that said:
    We have been solicited, on a monthly basis to join NextDoor, so we can "keep out neighborhood safe".
    It is basically a neighborhood "oh, what are you doing" site, so that the new neighbors can make sure that their little spawn can continue to be a drag on the tax base.
    I guess its time to move again.
    Sad though, I liked this area.

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    1. "keep our neighborhood safe" excuse my old, fat fingers for the typo.

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  4. Almost makes me want to buy a truck, a Gadsen's flag, and Don't Tread on Me license plates. Other than the fact that I don't actually care what stupid fuckers think of me. If I ever start to care, that truck is on the top of my list. Well, maybe the flag. I think it is cheaper.

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    1. Be sure to paint a Pepe frog and a hand gesture with the OK sign.
      MadMarlin

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  5. The Deep State crowd, especially the Leftists, are losing their minds, living in paranoia.
    Good.

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    1. I would not call it paranoia though. Doesn't that mean an irrational fear?

      Their fear is not only rational, but justified. They know they have done things they should be shot for. They just don't know when they will be held accountable.

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  6. Insurrection

    Hahahahahaha.
    I laugh everytime i hear that.


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  7. There are white people in Adams Morgan?

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    1. white repairmen with a work truck.
      Prolly thought the toolboxes on the side were for holding scary looking black rifles and lots of boolits.

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    2. Oh yes. Its a trendy, gentried DC 'hood.

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    3. A factoid. These plates were first issued sometime during the 1st term of administration of the worst electoral mistake since the peanut farmer from Plains, Ga.

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  8. A lot of pillow biters in Adams Morgan

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  9. These people are living in total panic and fear. They know what's coming.

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  10. Over educated (NO COMMON SENSE) MORONS!

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  11. What kind of erection is a insurrection?....is that one of the effects of that bent dick disease?....

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  12. I wonder how long they can live in that level of fear? The Feds must be in quite a tizzy. Wonder when they're gonna pop?

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  13. It's not just Trump living rent free in their minds. Unfortunately, most of the occupants of their minds are of their own making. Imagine their reaction if the truck had NRA and TRUMP 2024 stickers.

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  14. The window peerer "stands his ground" snort

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  15. an "Insurrection vehicle " ? Somehow I picture a Toyota truck with a .51 cal. machine gun mounted on the back full of fellows wearing turbans screaming allah snackbar

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