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Friday, February 26, 2021

I CAN'T DRIVE..... 55!!!

FEBRUARY 22--In what may be the worst explanation for driving 50 mph over the posted limit, a 21-year-old motorist told cops that he was speeding on a Florida highway because he was “listening to a song named Ciento Veinte, which means 120, so I was driving 120.” 

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  1. My excuse for going over 100 on I-95 was because IT"S A FREAKIN' STRAIGHT LINE!

    Every Friday night - Jax to Daytona.

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    1. Heh. I-75 north of Ocala, if you don't drive 100 or more, you get run over!

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  2. He would have been better off if he had been chillin' to 76 trombones.

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  3. I was in Homestead FL in December. Traffic was running 90 mph except for the 3 or 4 that would be burning through at 20 to 30 MPH faster all in a 55 mph zone.

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  4. Y'all need to experience the
    AtlantaBahn. It's like the Autobahn but with less skill and more bravado. Fuck Atlanta.

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    1. My favorite part about driving through Atlanta is when all the locals get the secret signal to all slam their brakes and try to merge into any one of the 11 other lanes. Fun stuff.

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