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Friday, February 19, 2021

I notice there ain't no snappers in there. Fuck snappers.


 

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  1. Matthew WFebruary 19, 2021 at 8:00 AM

    Mmmmmmmm, rescue soup!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2021 at 8:01 AM

    Mmmmm! Turtle soup.

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  3. JeremyRFebruary 19, 2021 at 8:03 AM

    How do turtles survive in places like Minnesota or Montana?
    (Rhetorical question)

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    1. Matthew WFebruary 19, 2021 at 8:44 AM

      Liberals drive them to Texas for the winter

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    2. John the RiverFebruary 19, 2021 at 9:42 AM

      Burrow into the mud. Normally south coast of Texas never gets cold enough. It got cold so fast the ground froze.
      There's going to be a lot of losses in animals and trees.

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  4. ErikFebruary 19, 2021 at 8:55 AM

    probably just killed them all doing this

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2021 at 9:34 AM

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/4000-cold-stunned-sea-turtles-rescue-freezing-texas-winter-storm/

    These are probably going to be pretty tasty, already being salty and all.

    Ed

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  6. ABEFebruary 19, 2021 at 4:59 PM

    Snapper soup is my favorite!

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  7. AggieFebruary 19, 2021 at 7:29 PM

    I might be wrong, but I think these are probably all sea turtles maybe Ridley's, which are protected.

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