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Thursday, February 25, 2021

No no, the heavy shit goes in the middle of the trailer

 


20 comments:

  1. Funny. Just the other day I was talking about long haul drivers that looked like heart attacks waiting to happen. How did that guy ever pass his CDL physical?

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    1. Is there really a physical for that license?

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    2. Yes, a physical is required every other year. 10 years ago it was getting tougher and tougher to pass it. Now with the driver shortage and judging from the looks of that guy maybe it's getting easier and easier.

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    3. Reminds me of an old West Virginny story. They had a big assed trooper there in the seventies. He stopped a truck and got in an argument with the trucker. Trucker said get off the runnin board and I'll come out an kick yer ass. Trooper said, I aint standing on the runnin board.

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    4. Assuming your question wasn't rhetorical why yes, yes there is, but it's just a formality.

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    5. CDL physical is every two years unless you have a underlying condition then it’s yearly and its never just been just a formality when I’ve gone in the past. And it’s not a joke anymore if you want to keep a hazmat endorsement either.

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  2. " sky high ... live the experience "

    confirmed.

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  3. After his Father died in the Great Pit of Carkoon, Jabba Jr. was forced to fend for himself.

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  4. At least it's working and not drawing a gubment check

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  5. He's looking for a lot lizard.

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  6. Wait, is he nekkid? Looks like he’s about to take a leak. Grossssss!

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  7. Ole Porky there is looking for a lot lizard.... And I guarantee that he would fail the standard physical required for a Commercial license. But for a little extra $$$ you can usually find a low rent doc who will sign off on your physical.

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  8. How does someone like him live?
    How does he sleep, how does he use the restroom - STOP, forget the last question.
    Alex Lund

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  9. No, No, No. That load needs a dolly to put more axels under it, and a permit...

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  10. You idiots don't know anything... he's not looking for a lizard, she IS a lizard.

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  11. Gaaaah! Thanks, Kenny; I'll never be able to unsee that.
    That's what happens when you start eating to stay awake on the road, and the habit sticks.

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  12. I'd say the weight pretty much is already in the middle.

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