Here’s something that we can do. Groups of 1-3 people. Get a printer. Get a sheaf of 500 pages of plain paper. Print out the Declaration of Independence. Spread it everywhere. Simple. Effective. Destructive. Do it smart and your and your buddies are anonymous.
Call it the anonymous Declaration of Independence initiative. Everybody can participate.
Some locations would require a bucket of glue and brush to 'affix' said Declaration to poles,buses,store front windows,over biden stickers,SOME windshields, school doors,college student unions etc. Also need a crosshair image to be affixed above said Declaration to give pause for thought to any that may wish vandalism of said Declaration. Alynskyrules work both ways donchaknow.
Did something similar when I was working in DC during Chocolate Jesus reign. Used to make a weekly list of his fuck ups and put them in the free newspaper kiosks. Compared to nowadays his shitty ass reign was tolerable....but now we're living through his third term with a puppet ass commie who's probably too dumb to know he's a commie at the helm.
On lotteries the odds are such that the ticket is really only worth about a hundredth of a penny. Yet you pay a couple of pounds or dollars for it. The UK National Lottery has been described as a tax on people who are bad a math. Placing a small stake of an amount that you won't miss with a small chance of a big win is fine. Accumulators or placepots on the horses give much more reasonable odds.
#12: The bobby pin drop happens about the same time she hides a "spare" tampon in your truck's glove box, which is the first place the new girl checks as she asks 'Is there a tissue in here? and rummages the fuck around.
I don't know why they stopped putting locks on glove boxes...
Here’s something that we can do.
ReplyDeleteGroups of 1-3 people.
Get a printer.
Get a sheaf of 500 pages of plain paper.
Print out the Declaration of Independence.
Spread it everywhere.
Simple.
Effective.
Destructive.
Do it smart and your and your buddies are anonymous.
Call it the anonymous Declaration of Independence initiative.
Everybody can participate.
-rightwingterrorist
Some locations would require a bucket of glue and brush to 'affix' said Declaration to poles,buses,store front windows,over biden stickers,SOME windshields, school doors,college student unions etc. Also need a crosshair image to be affixed above said Declaration to give pause for thought to any that may wish vandalism of said Declaration. Alynskyrules work both ways donchaknow.
DeleteDid something similar when I was working in DC during Chocolate Jesus reign. Used to make a weekly list of his fuck ups and put them in the free newspaper kiosks. Compared to nowadays his shitty ass reign was tolerable....but now we're living through his third term with a puppet ass commie who's probably too dumb to know he's a commie at the helm.
Delete#9: Your odds are only slightly worse when you don’t buy a ticket!
ReplyDeleteOn lotteries the odds are such that the ticket is really only worth about a hundredth of a penny. Yet you pay a couple of pounds or dollars for it. The UK National Lottery has been described as a tax on people who are bad a math. Placing a small stake of an amount that you won't miss with a small chance of a big win is fine. Accumulators or placepots on the horses give much more reasonable odds.
Delete#12: The bobby pin drop happens about the same time she hides a "spare" tampon in your truck's glove box, which is the first place the new girl checks as she asks 'Is there a tissue in here? and rummages the fuck around.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why they stopped putting locks on glove boxes...
Ed
When they stopped giving you a key to start the car/truck. Who the fuck is 'they' anyway?
DeleteThe same ones that took the floor switch for the brights and put it on the column.
Deletestill laughing Ed
Delete...the same ones that took the throttle off of the column and put it on the floor. (foot feed).
DeleteDid they have the foot switch on manual transmission cars?
DeleteI've only seen them on automatics.
Yes, had a ford van with three on the tree and a foot switch
Delete#17 could knit with digits like that. Wow...
ReplyDeleteOr braid hair or roll a joint or.....
Delete#5, Stay Alive. Welcome to Earth.
ReplyDeleteWait, that caused the problem. I getting the hell outta here
Delete8 is brutal Jefferey is that you, ha ha ha
ReplyDelete#19 - That got me...
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