#8 - succinctly describes what that vegetable tastes like to a T.
TINS, when I was dating my first wife, I was invited to dinner with her parents. My future mother in law served creamed cauliflower as the vegetable. Even though, I hated the stuff, I was polite, ate all I was served and smiled reassuringly when asked what I thought of it exclaiming that "it was OK". Every time I was invited to dinner after that, I was served that same swill, which I ate, without heaving. I finally came clean after about year. I was invited to dinner again and accepted on the condition that creamed cauliflower wasn't on the menu. My future mother-in-law asked why and I told her I hated the stuff. She was speechless (for once).
Those first five are hilarious!!! You're pretty stupid when you become a meme like those. Although, anyone dim enough to put gorilla glue in their hair is a few bricks short of a full load to begin with. Like half the pile short.
#8--philistine. Steamed cauliflower with capers is killer. I use cream of cauliflower soup in a dish I make, & it wouldn't be nearly as good without it. He (or she) must be eating the frozen shit. --Tennessee Budd
Without looking at her posts, I guess that she grabbed a tube near where she kept the hair goop and didn't read the label - maybe because she skipped 1st grade when they taught reading.
What was the glue doing there? Maybe boyfriend fixed something in the bathroom and didn't pick up after himself.
Cauliflower tastes different to different people. To me it tastes like shit-no matter how it’s cooked, my wife loves the hell out of it- no matter how it’s cooked.
Last one is a little obtuse. but I do get it. :-)
ReplyDelete#8 - succinctly describes what that vegetable tastes like to a T.
ReplyDeleteTINS, when I was dating my first wife, I was invited to dinner with her parents. My future mother in law served creamed cauliflower as the vegetable. Even though, I hated the stuff, I was polite, ate all I was served and smiled reassuringly when asked what I thought of it exclaiming that "it was OK". Every time I was invited to dinner after that, I was served that same swill, which I ate, without heaving. I finally came clean after about year. I was invited to dinner again and accepted on the condition that creamed cauliflower wasn't on the menu. My future mother-in-law asked why and I told her I hated the stuff. She was speechless (for once).
Nemo
Those first five are hilarious!!! You're pretty stupid when you become a meme like those. Although, anyone dim enough to put gorilla glue in their hair is a few bricks short of a full load to begin with. Like half the pile short.
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#8--philistine.
ReplyDeleteSteamed cauliflower with capers is killer. I use cream of cauliflower soup in a dish I make, & it wouldn't be nearly as good without it. He (or she) must be eating the frozen shit.
--Tennessee Budd
Ain't nothing at all wrong with steamed cauliflower. I'll eat the hell out of that.
DeleteWith lots of butter!
DeleteTry slicing it into steaks and baking it in olive oil. Even better...
DeleteCauliflower with cheese is good. I sometimes make Cauliflower and ham cheese soup.
Delete#18. The awkward moment would be when he tried milking the bull.
DeleteWith one lung and a tendency toward mucus, I avoid wheat and dairy.
DeletePaleo works for me.
I make a pizza crust with cauliflower... followed by chocolate cauliflower frozen dessert.
Steamed cauliflower I like, but capers taste like turds pickled in gasoline.
DeleteThe secret to all vegetables that smell like farts when you overcook them, is don't overcook them.
#1 I guess that chick didn't adhere to the instructions on the bottle....
ReplyDeleteWithout looking at her posts, I guess that she grabbed a tube near where she kept the hair goop and didn't read the label - maybe because she skipped 1st grade when they taught reading.
DeleteWhat was the glue doing there? Maybe boyfriend fixed something in the bathroom and didn't pick up after himself.
Cauliflower: fry it like taters
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Cauliflower tastes different to different people. To me it tastes like shit-no matter how it’s cooked, my wife loves the hell out of it- no matter how it’s cooked.
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