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Sunday, February 14, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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15 comments:

  1. Last one is a little obtuse. but I do get it. :-)

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  2. #8 - succinctly describes what that vegetable tastes like to a T.

    TINS, when I was dating my first wife, I was invited to dinner with her parents. My future mother in law served creamed cauliflower as the vegetable. Even though, I hated the stuff, I was polite, ate all I was served and smiled reassuringly when asked what I thought of it exclaiming that "it was OK". Every time I was invited to dinner after that, I was served that same swill, which I ate, without heaving. I finally came clean after about year. I was invited to dinner again and accepted on the condition that creamed cauliflower wasn't on the menu. My future mother-in-law asked why and I told her I hated the stuff. She was speechless (for once).

    Nemo

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  3. Those first five are hilarious!!! You're pretty stupid when you become a meme like those. Although, anyone dim enough to put gorilla glue in their hair is a few bricks short of a full load to begin with. Like half the pile short.

    Nemo

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  4. #8--philistine.
    Steamed cauliflower with capers is killer. I use cream of cauliflower soup in a dish I make, & it wouldn't be nearly as good without it. He (or she) must be eating the frozen shit.
    --Tennessee Budd

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    1. Ain't nothing at all wrong with steamed cauliflower. I'll eat the hell out of that.

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    2. Try slicing it into steaks and baking it in olive oil. Even better...

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    3. Cauliflower with cheese is good. I sometimes make Cauliflower and ham cheese soup.

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    4. #18. The awkward moment would be when he tried milking the bull.

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    5. With one lung and a tendency toward mucus, I avoid wheat and dairy.
      Paleo works for me.

      I make a pizza crust with cauliflower... followed by chocolate cauliflower frozen dessert.

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    6. Steamed cauliflower I like, but capers taste like turds pickled in gasoline.

      The secret to all vegetables that smell like farts when you overcook them, is don't overcook them.

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  5. #1 I guess that chick didn't adhere to the instructions on the bottle....

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    1. Without looking at her posts, I guess that she grabbed a tube near where she kept the hair goop and didn't read the label - maybe because she skipped 1st grade when they taught reading.

      What was the glue doing there? Maybe boyfriend fixed something in the bathroom and didn't pick up after himself.

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  6. Cauliflower: fry it like taters
    Little Dixie

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  7. Cauliflower tastes different to different people. To me it tastes like shit-no matter how it’s cooked, my wife loves the hell out of it- no matter how it’s cooked.

    JFM

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