#20, tell me he really didn't say that. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister. My sister is a huge Democrat from way back. She tried to tell me that Jackie Kennedy was better looking and more poised than Melania. I started to argue with her, but then realized that you really should not yell at an insane person, they cannot really help it.
#3:bananas grow on trees. monkeys climb trees. if monkeys ate bananas, there would be no bananas for people to eat, and farmers would not grow bananas.
or, farmers would shoot bananas out of trees, anfd Greenpeace would film that, and we would be subjected to that bitch with the quavering voice doing do-gooder PSSs about bananas having blood on them.
making me wonder: is anyone really stupid enough to believe monkeys would eat bananas if people didn't hand them bananas?
#15, I had an employee once who I think would've done the same thing given the same set of instructions
ReplyDelete#15 - Crazy Charlie?
ReplyDelete#15. Flat out amazes me how literal some people can be. Usually pretty dumb as well
ReplyDelete#19 needs a few 22 lr rounds Under the me category to be complete.
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#19 looks like he has a 10mm socket!
ReplyDeleteThe one missing from everybody's socket set!
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That's mine. I lost it in a car last spring. Mail it to me please.
Delete#15 is a poster that should be hanging in every business break room in America today -- sadly!!!
ReplyDelete#19 if you leave primers in your pocket, you may need to buy a new dryer for the missus.
ReplyDelete#19 - Baroness calls me Dennis the Menace, what with the shit comes out of my pockets.
ReplyDelete#20, tell me he really didn't say that. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister. My sister is a huge Democrat from way back. She tried to tell me that Jackie Kennedy was better looking and more poised than Melania. I started to argue with her, but then realized that you really should not yell at an insane person, they cannot really help it.
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What? no one comments on 20 for the win. That's some funny ass shit right thar
ReplyDeleteDon Lemon is the butt of many jokes.....not to mention many men....
ReplyDelete#3:bananas grow on trees. monkeys climb trees. if monkeys ate bananas, there would be no bananas for people to eat, and farmers would not grow bananas.
ReplyDeleteor, farmers would shoot bananas out of trees, anfd Greenpeace would film that, and we would be subjected to that bitch with the quavering voice doing do-gooder PSSs about bananas having blood on them.
making me wonder: is anyone really stupid enough to believe monkeys would eat bananas if people didn't hand them bananas?
These were all good, but the one I laughed the hardest at was #11.
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