#4: Why do people, both kids and adults, examine their boogers before they bury them deep in their mouths? I bet these same people carefully examine their turds before flushing too. There's gotta be a plausible answer.
Yup. Much like the much-beloved Tabasco Sauce is a staple of the American Military, so was A1 and other catsups and fish sauces.
Then Heinz invented tomato ketchup with no fillers or preservatives and the world was changed. And the fucking Frogs and Progressive Elites all hate ketchup. Fuck them. Fuck them all.
Watch the History Channel's "The Foods that Built America." Really important shit that you should have been taught in school, but weren't, because schools even in the 70's were shit.
My eighth grade science teacher used to root out boogers when he thought no one was looking. Then instead of eating them he'd strategically place them in his book binding for snacking on later. He also liked to cruise the class while we were studying and drop his pencil in front of the desks of the girls that were wearing skirts. Then he would pick up his pencil and glance sideways up their skirts. His name was Mr. Jackson. May he be burning in hell as we speak.
I graded for a senior level college course. Two people were failing the course. When the Professor Y found out that Professor M's girlfriend was one of the two, he told me to pass them both.
Genetics. I used to know a girl with breasts like that...she hated jogging because there wasn't a bra on the planet that would keep them from bouncing up and down.
#5 for the win!!! Nemo
ReplyDelete#4: Why do people, both kids and adults, examine their boogers before they bury them deep in their mouths? I bet these same people carefully examine their turds before flushing too. There's gotta be a plausible answer.
ReplyDeleteHow will you know that you're healthy if you don't?
DeleteYa gotta keep an eye out for worms.
Delete#10 In 1862 prior to refrigeration (way prior) meat was salted, boiled and probably slightly rancid anyway; drown that shit in A1!
ReplyDeleteYup. Much like the much-beloved Tabasco Sauce is a staple of the American Military, so was A1 and other catsups and fish sauces.
DeleteThen Heinz invented tomato ketchup with no fillers or preservatives and the world was changed. And the fucking Frogs and Progressive Elites all hate ketchup. Fuck them. Fuck them all.
Watch the History Channel's "The Foods that Built America." Really important shit that you should have been taught in school, but weren't, because schools even in the 70's were shit.
Ketchup, hey?
Deletehttps://youtu.be/mtRT6hjXfWg?t=2
=TW=....awesome video. very educational
Delete#4. Are you kidding me? Even little little kids picking their noses are fair game for your sick and twisted humor?
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy.
Smartass.
DeleteElmo, I bet you voted for Biden you sick and twisted Liberal.>>>>Lord have Mercy!
DeleteWhat kind of sick bastard do you take me for?
DeleteI voted for Jill Stein.
People, Planet and Peace over Profit!
@wirecutter. Calling Elmo a smartass is only half right.
DeleteThe Green Party is for people who want to go full fascist in one step versus two.
I voted for a Giant Meteor, it hasn't showed yet because I ordered from Wish.
DeleteBTW, #5 is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMy eighth grade science teacher used to root out boogers when he thought no one was looking. Then instead of eating them he'd strategically place them in his book binding for snacking on later.
ReplyDeleteHe also liked to cruise the class while we were studying and drop his pencil in front of the desks of the girls that were wearing skirts. Then he would pick up his pencil and glance sideways up their skirts.
His name was Mr. Jackson. May he be burning in hell as we speak.
And I recall lots of dumb girls who looked good would try for the front row seats and flash panties to the men teachers for better grades
DeleteFlashing them works.
DeleteI graded for a senior level college course. Two people were failing the course. When the Professor Y found out that Professor M's girlfriend was one of the two, he told me to pass them both.
There is so much truth in #3 it should be on billboards around the country
ReplyDeleteJD
#8 How can someone that young have tits that old?
ReplyDeleteNo exercise.
DeleteNude skydiving.
DeleteGenetics. I used to know a girl with breasts like that...she hated jogging because there wasn't a bra on the planet that would keep them from bouncing up and down.
DeleteWillow Hayes. She used to be kinda cute.
DeleteLove the high five emoji in #1.
ReplyDelete#5 says it. Maybe fewer people will move to Texas and those liberals that did will pack up and head back west.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they might move before we hunt them down.
DeleteBy far the best selection this year. Thx Kenny.
ReplyDeleteBy the way.. I like hanging boobs. They swing so nice
Pendulum breasts go a long way.
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