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Sunday, February 21, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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17 comments:

  1. 20 for the win!
    Jackdaddy63

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  2. In response to #4...COLD and in a Mountain Dew Can as God intended

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  3. #20 Groucho and Margaret Dumont. I thought at first it was the restaurant scene at the beginning of A Night At The Opera but she'e wearing the wrong dress. I'll have to research all my Mark Brothers movies now. It's a tough job but somebody has to do it. She was in several of their movies. My favorite is Chico. He's the only person to be able to pull anything over on Groucho. "You can't fool me, I know there's no such thing as a Sanity Clause!"

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  4. #20. That is good. I miss comedians like the Marx brothers. But I am old so there is that. I remember when they had a tv show.

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    1. And nearly each time I would watch a Marx Brothers movie, I'd catch a few more double entendres.

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    2. Stay tuned cause the way this country's going you'll be dealing with another brother soon: Karl!

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    3. "Say da secret word and win George Fenneman".

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  5. There used to be a ton of very funny comedians who never had to resort to foul language.

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  6. #4, I don't drink coffee because it sort of taste like warmed over bitter piss. I live in Texas, where it's 105 every day for about 8 months out of the year.

    But I get plenty of caffeine from Mountain Dew every day -- God's perfect beverage!!!

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    1. "...it sort of taste like warmed over bitter piss."

      Sorry, Big Dog, but that begs the question: How would you know?

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    2. Church-lady [scowling] -- "You smell like a poolhall!"
      Me [innocently] -- "How would you know?"

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  7. #3 and #19

    You can retire now Kenny. You will never top this 2 memes!

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  8. I am going to share #13 with coworkers.. be looking for work within the week.. fuck it

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  9. #10 Alaskans-“Crap! It’s 21 degrees, Spring’s early this year”

    JFM

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