#11: Occasionally if I think about it when I go to the store, I'll run by the bakery and grab a few tins of brownies or something then purposefully make my way down the tampon aisle and place them strategically.
Whether it makes them mad, fat, or happy, I don't care. It makes me laugh.
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ReplyDeleteWell good then. She can go foot f*ck herself.
On #10: not when age and/or gravity moves the lower pair.
ReplyDeleteit has always amazed me that a woman will put your dick in her mouth after you piss
ReplyDelete#20. Been there done that. Have the shirt.
ReplyDeleteNothing gets the old heart racing like a cop doing a Uey on you.
#11: Occasionally if I think about it when I go to the store, I'll run by the bakery and grab a few tins of brownies or something then purposefully make my way down the tampon aisle and place them strategically.
ReplyDeleteWhether it makes them mad, fat, or happy, I don't care. It makes me laugh.