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Friday, February 19, 2021

There can't be two people that fucking stupid..... can there?

A TikToker has landed in the hospital after she jumped on the Gorilla Glue bandwagon — saying she “accidentally” applied the heavy-duty adhesive to her hair. 

“I don’t know what to do. This was an accident. I didn’t mean to put Gorilla Glue in my hair,” Avani Reyes whines in one of several clips posted to the site. 

“I need to go to the hospital so they can remove this Gorilla Glue. I have no idea what to do. I tried washing it, it doesn’t come off,” she says, adding that her “scalp is burning.”
-Steve

19 comments:

  1. Way more than two.
    Can you say Joe Biden? (not all of his votes were fradulent.MILLIONS voted for him, just not enough to legitimately win)
    Mightybison

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  2. How shoes one “accidentally” apply Gorilla Glue to your hair? A better use would be to apply it to that golden triangle between your legs to prevent pregnancy.

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  3. Why certainly there are! Many, many more. Like Haley Joel Osment said, "I see dead people". Ohio Guy

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  4. Monkey see monkey doo doo. That 3 grand she raised will buy some good drugs I am sure.

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  5. Many more than two: there are 80 million of them.

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    1. The number far surpasses even that large number.
      The breeders have been very diligent at doing their work deep in the big cities these last few decades.
      These infestations should be treated as such, simply encircle the city and burn it down. Eradicate anything attempting to flee.

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  6. Only two so far. Mostly people who hear the story and think it might be a way to get 15 minutes and a few shekels.

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    1. How long before there are calls to outlaw Gorilla Glue?

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  7. ....wanna bet?

    De Oppresso Liber

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  8. ...another one hoping there may still be a lawsuit in it.

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  9. Wait for it... The Gorilla Glue Challenge

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    1. It's already been done. Some numbnut glued a cup to his face.

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    2. Same numb nut was arrested last year for the ice cream challenge. Open ice cream lick it and put it back in the freezer section.
      Kinda makes me see less hope in the future.

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  10. Gorilla Glue will soften if you use a blow torch on it and then it can be combed out ...

    Let's see if someone is stupid enough to try that method of removal.

    Phil B

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  11. I didn't mean to do what I chose to do? Huh?

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  12. That's a fucking dude. He has a 5 o'clock shadow, and a need for attention.

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  13. The only way that was an accident if (s)he took a header into a vat of Gorilla Glue

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  14. Now I agree that this one looks a hundred times as suspicious as the first, but... "There can't be two people that fucking stupid..... can there?"

    You obviously don't have much experience with stupid. Count your blessings, and try to keep it that way.

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