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Friday, February 05, 2021

Who the fuck would stab a tortoise? Better yet, WHY would anybody stab a tortoise?

A tortoise named Michelangelo is recovering after a man broke into a San Francisco Bay Area preschool and stabbed and beat the pet, which is estimated to be about 70 years old, authorities said. 

The 65-pound African sulcata tortoise was found Saturday with a piece of wood and a rake handle stabbed through his outer shell. The attacker apparently used garden tools taken from the school. 

3 comments:

  1. Had a hankering for Turtle soup maybe ? Pretty sick individual who did that, maybe looking at hurting the persons who cared for it.

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  2. Mental health, mental health, mental health. Just admit there are some mean SOBs out there.

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  3. While I love Snapper soup, Turtles are my favorite animals. This fucker should be put down.

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