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Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

FEBRUARY 18--A man who was spotted pleasuring himself inside a Kia in a Walmart parking lot told Florida cops that he was “lonely” because his former girlfriend was in Colorado, according to an arrest report. 

Police were summoned yesterday afternoon to a Walmart in Vero Beach by a woman who reported that a man who was parked next to her was masturbating while behind the wheel of a car that had its driver’s side window open.

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  1. Funny, I have seen things that were worse in the actual Walmart store.

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  2. And he continued to do the dirty deed for the 15 minutes she stood at the open window.

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  3. When trolling at Walmart takes a nasty turn.

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  4. Unless he was using her hand, she needs to mind her own business.

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  5. Mind your own business woman, unless you are going to lend a hand.
    Daryl

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  6. The biggest problem is that he was driving a Kia.

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