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Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

FEBRUARY 18--A man who was spotted pleasuring himself inside a Kia in a Walmart parking lot told Florida cops that he was “lonely” because his former girlfriend was in Colorado, according to an arrest report. 

Police were summoned yesterday afternoon to a Walmart in Vero Beach by a woman who reported that a man who was parked next to her was masturbating while behind the wheel of a car that had its driver’s side window open.
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6 comments:

  1. Pigpen51February 23, 2021 at 7:11 AM

    Funny, I have seen things that were worse in the actual Walmart store.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2021 at 7:17 AM

    And he continued to do the dirty deed for the 15 minutes she stood at the open window.

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  3. SkipperdaddyFebruary 23, 2021 at 7:21 AM

    When trolling at Walmart takes a nasty turn.

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  4. rickn8orFebruary 23, 2021 at 9:29 AM

    Unless he was using her hand, she needs to mind her own business.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2021 at 9:40 AM

    Mind your own business woman, unless you are going to lend a hand.
    Daryl

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2021 at 1:50 PM

    The biggest problem is that he was driving a Kia.

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