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Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

A Florida Man arrested yesterday for indecent exposure told police that he was “protesting for civil rights by showing his penis to traffic,” according to a criminal complaint. 

Cops charge that Riley James Cushman, 23, was spotted alongside a roadway in Palm Harbor, a Tampa suburb, with “his pants down to his knees holding his penis while facing traffic in a vulgar manner.”
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7 comments:

  1. Henk VandenberghFebruary 17, 2021 at 5:02 AM

    If you want to flip people off, use something that is big enough for them to actually see: your middle finger.

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  2. glassguyFebruary 17, 2021 at 7:36 AM

    Looks like a cock only smaller!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2021 at 7:52 AM

    There he was showing the world his shortcomings.

    Nemo

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  4. PragmaticaFebruary 17, 2021 at 8:58 AM

    Bare spray....
    nothing to see
    move along now.

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  5. fRedFebruary 17, 2021 at 9:12 AM

    Actually his penis had died a few days before (COVID) and that was the viewing...

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2021 at 11:34 AM

    Is there a nonvulgar way to hold your penis?

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2021 at 11:41 AM

    A 23 y.o. registered republican still living with his parents? Not much other info but that was in there.

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