Going to guess that the boat is stolen. Must have come off the trailer while speeding up coming down what appears to be an entrance ramp. Of course if you lose a stolen boat you would just leave it and not have to explain to police why you have it.
#3 As a young dad I learned quickly never feed a baby a bottle and do that. My kid got me right in the eye. I was on new carpet yelling to my wife and trying to balance it there while holding the kid. She pissed on my sock foot once too but that's another story. To live those days again I'd give anything.
Mine got me but I turned my head and it went in my ear. My wife still brings it up and laughs.
"To live those days again I'd give anything."
I couldn't agree more. When my son was born by my second wife 21 years after my daughter, I told her as she lie in the recovery bed that in 21 years I wold be ready to have another. Without missing a beat she said "that one will have a different mother too". Son is 21 now, so I guess I missed my chance. But I would do it all over again if I wouldn't be 80 by the time the kid would graduate.
Mine got me but I turned my head and it went in my ear. My wife still brings it up and laughs.
"To live those days again I'd give anything."
I couldn't agree more. When my son was born by my second wife 21 years after my daughter, I told her as she lie in the recovery bed that in 21 years I wold be ready to have another. Without missing a beat she said "that one will have a different mother too". Son is 21 now, so I guess I missed my chance. But I would do it all over again if I wouldn't be 80 by the time the kid would graduate.
That happened to my brother. She puked straight into his open mouth. He swallowed it all and wiped his mustache with relish. When I asked him about it, he said "It was just milk, anyway. If I'd have spit it out and gagged, everyone would have laughed at me. No one laughed." Dave
#3, Never got me, but my first got my ex wife right in the open mouth with Gerber green peas. I almost gagged, just watching. I grew up near the Gerber factory in Fremont, Mi. Owned by Nestle' brands now, it took that town from nothing to a boom town now, with dozens of major retailers, movie theaters, etc. The days when I was in high school, and driving over to the A&W to flirt with the girls from the other town working there are long gone.
Blow up #10 and you can see the V-shaped wing keeping the keel from sinking into the sand any further. A keel on a high-performance sailboat needs to be pretty strong, to oppose the sideways wind force on the sails.
I guess they anchored the boat at high tide, in the wrong place. Now it's low tide, and they'll be lucky if the sand doesn't sink on one side and tip the boat on its side before the tide comes back.
Oh man #10 for the win.
ReplyDelete#1: Damn, Charlie's run out of stool-softener and clogged the sewer up again.
ReplyDeleteGoing to guess that the boat is stolen. Must have come off the trailer while speeding up coming down what appears to be an entrance ramp. Of course if you lose a stolen boat you would just leave it and not have to explain to police why you have it.
ReplyDelete#3 As a young dad I learned quickly never feed a baby a bottle and do that. My kid got me right in the eye. I was on new carpet yelling to my wife and trying to balance it there while holding the kid. She pissed on my sock foot once too but that's another story. To live those days again I'd give anything.
ReplyDeleteMine got me but I turned my head and it went in my ear. My wife still brings it up and laughs.
Delete"To live those days again I'd give anything."
I couldn't agree more. When my son was born by my second wife 21 years after my daughter, I told her as she lie in the recovery bed that in 21 years I wold be ready to have another. Without missing a beat she said "that one will have a different mother too". Son is 21 now, so I guess I missed my chance. But I would do it all over again if I wouldn't be 80 by the time the kid would graduate.
Mine got me but I turned my head and it went in my ear. My wife still brings it up and laughs.
Delete"To live those days again I'd give anything."
I couldn't agree more. When my son was born by my second wife 21 years after my daughter, I told her as she lie in the recovery bed that in 21 years I wold be ready to have another. Without missing a beat she said "that one will have a different mother too". Son is 21 now, so I guess I missed my chance. But I would do it all over again if I wouldn't be 80 by the time the kid would graduate.
That happened to my brother. She puked straight into his open mouth. He swallowed it all and wiped his mustache with relish. When I asked him about it, he said "It was just milk, anyway. If I'd have spit it out and gagged, everyone would have laughed at me. No one laughed."
DeleteDave
Are #3 and #4 photos of the same incident?
DeleteAll of those would make anyone's Monday gut wrenching.
ReplyDeleteI have to ask my wife about #9, because I am pretty sure that is our house.
ReplyDeleteRe #7, do maritime salvage laws work on land? As in, abandoned vessel, free to salvage?
ReplyDelete#3, Never got me, but my first got my ex wife right in the open mouth with Gerber green peas. I almost gagged, just watching.
ReplyDeleteI grew up near the Gerber factory in Fremont, Mi. Owned by Nestle' brands now, it took that town from nothing to a boom town now, with dozens of major retailers, movie theaters, etc. The days when I was in high school, and driving over to the A&W to flirt with the girls from the other town working there are long gone.
Are keels really heavy enough to keep the entire boat upright on land? I could understand if it were one of the winged keels, but that looks round.
ReplyDeleteIt's a winged keel
Delete- Grandpa
Blow up #10 and you can see the V-shaped wing keeping the keel from sinking into the sand any further. A keel on a high-performance sailboat needs to be pretty strong, to oppose the sideways wind force on the sails.
DeleteI guess they anchored the boat at high tide, in the wrong place. Now it's low tide, and they'll be lucky if the sand doesn't sink on one side and tip the boat on its side before the tide comes back.