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Thursday, March 25, 2021

Never slow down, never grow old

MARCH 21--Along with the drunken collegians rampaging across Florida this weekend, a couple in their forties allegedly engaged in an illicit spring break encounter that ended with their arrest for lewd behavior in public, records show. 

According to police, Grant Mulder, 48, and Lauren Baugh, 41, were spotted Saturday afternoon around 1:45 PM trysting in Largo Central Park in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area. The couple, cops say, were spotted near a veterans memorial inside the 70-acre park (seen below). 
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5 comments:

  1. ElmoMarch 25, 2021 at 7:17 AM

    Wow, that's a pretty detailed police report. I applaud the thoroughness of the arresting officer. His knowledge of female genitalia is quite impressive.
    They don't teach that stuff at the academy. Do they?

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  2. SgtBobMarch 25, 2021 at 11:07 AM

    Such frequent fliers with long rap sheets do not have a long shelf life.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 25, 2021 at 1:51 PM

    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
    Gonna grab some afternoon delight
    My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
    Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
    When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
    And we know the night is always gonna be there any way
    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
    And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Started out this morning feeling so polite
    I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
    But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
    A little afternoon delight
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
    We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down
    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
    And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight!

    Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band

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    1. ElmoMarch 25, 2021 at 5:17 PM

      All that and not a single reference to 'vulva' or 'cunnilingus'. What's up with that?

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  4. ChaddMarch 25, 2021 at 9:19 PM

    I was at that park a couple of months ago, taking the kids to see the Christmas lights. Glad it was dark.

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