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Sunday, March 07, 2021

Sunday gifdump

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31 comments:

  1. Got to wounded what #6 is hiding on his phone.

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  2. #6 My son had to point out what was actually happening here. He's TOTALLY faking getting shocked to prevent his wife from examining his phone. I noticed he was faking, but not why, nor that the faking was the whole POINT. I guess I'm just to damn honest...


    #10 too short to see the top of the machine, poor shorty should have double-checked. Looks like an attempt to refill a soft-service ice cream machine.

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    1. Your son and Anonymous are right. He sure snatched that phone back fast!

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  3. What sorcery are we seeing in #1? A guy wonders if those eggs are fertilized or double yoked? And what kind of light source makes them glow like that? We're pondering on raising our own chicks this year as we're thinking there will be food shortages soon.

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    1. They're candling the eggs to see if they've been fertilized. That video was done at a hatchery rather than an egg production farm.
      It doesn't take a special light, just a bright one in a dark room. Back in the old days, they used a candle, hence the term candling.

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    2. Which are the fertilized eggs ?

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    3. The dark ones have an embryo in them, the lighter ones weren't fertilized. Candling is done about a week after the egg is laid, so the embryo has time to develop.

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    4. Another use of the word "candle" was back in the day, when people referred to going to a psychiatrist, they would say, "Going to get my head candled." I don't know if it was just a regionalism around east Tennessee (where I heard it) or if it was more widespread. Getting one's head candled.

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    5. I learned how to judge eggs in FFA. Candeling for quality is a considerable skill. We learned how to grade them in and out of the shell.

      Figuring out which are fertilized looks pretty cool.

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    6. I once bought a carton of eighteen eggs and they all ended up as double yokes. I emailed the company, as I thought the odds were astronomical - they replied that all doubles go into one carton and employees normally are allowed to take them home, I managed to find a carton that made its way to sales.
      And to think I was going to spend a hundred bucks on lottery tickets.

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    7. at the production plant their looking for cracks, double yolks, and other imperfections. been there, did that. I worked in the barns a few years harvesting. come home every day covered in shit, earned gas and cig money during high school.

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    8. That sounds like the right answer, but then again, it's Japan.
      70:30 they're sorting out the eggs from the chickens closest to Fukushima.

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  4. #1- Egg fertility check?
    #2- TelMex Apprentice Pillsbury Doughboy.
    #6' I reckon he'll trip the breaker next time.

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  5. #6 one fast thinker

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  6. From what I remember from the farm, that trick with the eggs is called "candling".

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  7. #9 is pretty good, quite cute too. But you absolutely have to watch Elena Lev in Cirque Du Soleil in 2007 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztXmzMvSXZ0. Then watch her again in 2019 in a new version of the same show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSwgpfMT0dE&list=RDrycHQRzQxHA&index=6 I don't know, I might just be in Love!

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  8. # 1 Filipino balut sorting?

    #8 Turn about is fair play!

    Steve L.

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  9. #2 Another affirmative action fat bitch hire at your local FD even though she failed the fast ladder descent portion of the FF physical exam.

    Nemo

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  10. #2: Reminds me of NJ Bell Pole school Clay Street Newark, circa 1970. We didn't use safety harnesses or ladders however. We just cut-out and fell to earth.

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  11. # looks like an earthquake to me. Sheesh!

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  12. #5 I went to school with that fella . His name is Willy .

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  13. What the hell is going on in #4?

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    1. Earthquake in a high rise. I'm guessing Japan as violent as it is - that and the fact the building is still standing.

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  14. #2 I hope it was DQd,
    The first intinct of youth is to climb something, this is the example of the bike helmet generation.

    daddy-o

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  15. #7 I had a cat that would do that. She chased some large dogs out of the yard. She was a stray that some asshole townie took out in the country and dumped. We lived in a housing camp at the compressor station I was working at and she found us somehow, Great Cat.

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  16. #6 is brilliant, dumb bitch.

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  17. #5 Bad part of town in Chicago.

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  18. Yeah, #10 is a major faux-pas in food service: ALWAYS take the extra moment to grab the short step stool, inspect the hopper, and see where you're pouring, because you never know what might have fallen in there. I once saw ... nevermind.

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