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#3 Reminds me of something CGD might have done.
15 got me today
#20 is great if you hear it in Sean Connery's fake Scottish brogue.
Fake? He was a Scot.
# 18 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shprayed Febrezsh.Smellsh like shitrush.Come on, get it right.
8) I call shenanigans! Honda lawnmowers are red. Don't ask me how I know...16) But of course!
17) I heard a more succinct version to whit: "The thing keeping you from your dreams is that it's you having them". You can work it into conversations easier that way. Trust me on this.
#10 Seen that before. Already used it in conversation.#13 There is a school district near here where that actually happened.
#20, the old lady does this with some essential oil concotion she made. Smells like flowery shit. I told her, turn the f-ing fan on. It works better.
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#3 Reminds me of something CGD might have done.
ReplyDelete15 got me today
ReplyDelete#20 is great if you hear it in Sean Connery's fake Scottish brogue.
ReplyDeleteFake? He was a Scot.
Delete# 18 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShprayed Febrezsh.
ReplyDeleteSmellsh like shitrush.
Come on, get it right.
8) I call shenanigans! Honda lawnmowers are red. Don't ask me how I know...
ReplyDelete16) But of course!
17) I heard a more succinct version to whit: "The thing keeping you from your dreams is that it's you having them". You can work it into conversations easier that way. Trust me on this.
ReplyDelete#10 Seen that before. Already used it in conversation.
ReplyDelete#13 There is a school district near here where that actually happened.
#20, the old lady does this with some essential oil concotion she made. Smells like flowery shit. I told her, turn the f-ing fan on. It works better.
ReplyDelete