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Wednesday, March 17, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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10 comments:

  1. #3 Reminds me of something CGD might have done.

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  2. #20 is great if you hear it in Sean Connery's fake Scottish brogue.

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  3. Shprayed Febrezsh.
    Smellsh like shitrush.
    Come on, get it right.

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  4. 8) I call shenanigans! Honda lawnmowers are red. Don't ask me how I know...

    16) But of course!

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  5. 17) I heard a more succinct version to whit: "The thing keeping you from your dreams is that it's you having them". You can work it into conversations easier that way. Trust me on this.

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  6. Gordon (other Gordon)March 17, 2021 at 11:17 PM

    #10 Seen that before. Already used it in conversation.

    #13 There is a school district near here where that actually happened.

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  7. #20, the old lady does this with some essential oil concotion she made. Smells like flowery shit. I told her, turn the f-ing fan on. It works better.

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