Floated the Hanford Reach back in the day with a few buddies. As we neared the N reactor—out in the middle of nowhere—a black suburban appeared. They left us alone because we didn’t get out of the boat, but I always thought the black suburban thing was a joke until I saw it myself.
#5 lol, happened to me when I was 19 just not exactly like that. A friend of mine from high school she called and said her mom was gone for the weekend and she didn’t want to stay at the house alone. We were just friends and had never entertained a relationship. We went to movies, art festival and hell I even took her to a Van Halen concert where we had 3rd row center and not once was there any sexual friction. The night she wanted me to come over I had to work till 8 and told her I’d get there right at 9 pm, right after I take a shower. She told me where the key was and to let myself in when I got there. I brought some sandwiches and chips in case she was hungry, because I hadn’t eaten since that morning and figured I should bring enough for both of us. I said hello, put the eats on the table and she never answered. I called out again and then heard the shower, she said I could come on up. My dumbass said I better wait downstairs and began eating. Still to this day I think of Karen Corey with fond memories then I berate myself for not going upstairs. Then again maybe I dodged an unintended pregnancy.
I’m so glad I’m not the only idiot on here that has to ask for explanations of stuff. I thought I was somewhat knowledgeable until I started reading Knuckledraggin 10 years ago. Lots more to learn!
Har. “Subsonic load”....
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At least you didn't say for the next 18 years.
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ReplyDeleteFloated the Hanford Reach back in the day with a few buddies. As we neared the N reactor—out in the middle of nowhere—a black suburban appeared. They left us alone because we didn’t get out of the boat, but I always thought the black suburban thing was a joke until I saw it myself.
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ReplyDelete#5 lol, happened to me when I was 19 just not exactly like that. A friend of mine from high school she called and said her mom was gone for the weekend and she didn’t want to stay at the house alone. We were just friends and had never entertained a relationship. We went to movies, art festival and hell I even took her to a Van Halen concert where we had 3rd row center and not once was there any sexual friction. The night she wanted me to come over I had to work till 8 and told her I’d get there right at 9 pm, right after I take a shower. She told me where the key was and to let myself in when I got there. I brought some sandwiches and chips in case she was hungry, because I hadn’t eaten since that morning and figured I should bring enough for both of us. I said hello, put the eats on the table and she never answered. I called out again and then heard the shower, she said I could come on up. My dumbass said I better wait downstairs and began eating. Still to this day I think of Karen Corey with fond memories then I berate myself for not going upstairs. Then again maybe I dodged an unintended pregnancy.
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DeleteI’m so glad I’m not the only idiot on here that has to ask for explanations of stuff. I thought I was somewhat knowledgeable until I started reading Knuckledraggin 10 years ago. Lots more to learn!
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