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Tuesday, March 30, 2021

When you're that fucking stupid...

 


25 comments:

  1. No Mr. Potato-heads were harmed making this product.

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  2. My daughter just email me to clarify this paradox:

    "Because mashed potatoes have milk in it! Plant based is vegan so no dairy".

    She's right on top of the latest fads.

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    1. Yea.., it doesn't say dairy free though so if those are the people they're going after, they ain't doing a good job of it. We knew some vegans wo after a while added no dairy to their list. It was impossible to be around them in any kind of food venue.

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  3. They forgot to slap the word "organic" on it so they would have gone full retard.

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    1. And "artisanal"

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    2. The farm my son runs once sold "organically grown, solar dried firewood" for $50 more per cord than the regular "seasoned firewood". They sold a lot more of the "organic" firewood than the "regular" firewood.

      It all came from the same pile.

      If the folks were stupid enough to pay an extra $50/cord just to virtue signal, the farm was smart enough to take it from them.

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    3. Oh, and then there's "organic maple syrup". No one has been able to show me "non-organic" maple syrup. (No, maple-flavored corn syrup doesn't count because it isn't maple syrup. Maple-flavored corn syrup is an affront to Nature!)

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    4. Then again, gasoline is 'organic' as it's composed of Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen and an occasional few other buttons.

      Benzene, one of the nastiest chemicals ever, is 'organic.'

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    5. [rocketride]

      Not to mention 'non-GMO' (for FULL-retard).

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    6. DCE, what they call "organic" maple syrup means the trees weren't sprayed and any fertilizers used were non-petroleum based.

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  4. "Plant" may not mean "potato plant."

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  5. And "Gender Neutral".

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  6. Tastes like shit, smells like fried chicken

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  7. I often think we are surrounded by this nonsense now because too many people are so fucking stupid. This bullshit, scam calls and emails, pretty much everything in the outside world. All BS. How stupid can they get? Einstein didn't even have that answer.

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    1. Yes he did.
      He said the difference between genius and stupidity was that genius had limits.

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  8. Organic eggs. Vegetarian eggs. Printed on egg cartons. No kidding.

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    1. Which is funny, because chickens are decidedly not vegetarians. More omnivorous...

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    2. The chickens are certainly vegetarian if you cage them and control every single thing they eat. Not exactly kind to animals though.

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  9. I refuse to eat anything labeled as " plant based ". If it's a vegetable or fruit it is a plant. Fucking retards
    JD

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  10. Always remember PT Barnum was right about suckers. Hell, our Gov paid 400 bucks each for a Multi Directional Impact Device that was a Stanley hammer. That contractor who sold them was a genius.

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    1. A genius who bilked the taxpayers.

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  11. The statement 'Plant Based' means that they've manipulated the flavor and texture with some really weird shit you'd never ever want to put in your body.

    Like, well, vegan burgers. What do you have to do to soy to make it taste somewhat like meat, well, besides feeding it to a cow or pig...

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  12. Vegantarianist.

    Used in a sentence:
    * "Well, you know, did I mention I was a vegan, then I woke and realized vegetarian was so much better for TheEnvironment©, so then, I decided to become a vegantarianist because of MotherGaia© and TheEnvironment©... and it's better for you so you really need to re-think your priorities or else you will not have anyplace to live!"

    (the exclamation mark is mandatory)

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  13. Ingredients
    Potatoes (89%), Rice Drink [Water, Rice, Sunflower Oil, Calcium Phosphates, Stabiliser (Gellan Gum), Sea Salt, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Vitamin D, Vitamin B12], Vegetable Margarine [Rapeseed Oil, Palm Oil, Water, Salt, Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Flavouring, Colour (Carotenes)], Salt, White Pepper

    from https://groceries.asda.com/product/1000205555384

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