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Monday, March 22, 2021

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A man has died after plunging from a 14th floor balcony at a Florida hotel after his parachute failed to open in time during a base jump. 

Emergency services were called out yesterday evening to deal with reports of a man having fallen to his death.

19 comments:

  1. You know what they say: "Good to the last drop!"

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    1. Dropping his ashes from the same floor will have less impact.

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  3. Its Time For Play stupid games , win stupid prizes ! Johnnie what do we have for our contestant ? ... Bob we have A Darwin award for the young man !!

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  4. Another successful Darwin Award. Good riddance from the rest of the gene pool.

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    1. Stupid people die in Stupid way, more oxygen for me

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  5. As he was falling, people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good".

    h/t Steve McQueen as Vin Tanner, 'The Magnificent Seven', 1960

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  6. I'll bet 12 people were filming it

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  7. In his 20s? Maybe this incident happened before he passed on his stupid genes to the next generation.

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  8. Gravity never sleeps.
    Alein

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  9. It wasn’t the fall that killed him
    It was the sudden stop !

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  10. On the 14th floor...BALCONY??? WTF??? As a jumper I can tell you 1st hand you WILL need those 14 floors just to clear the side of the building BEFORE yanking the cord (yes, I know toss yer pilot)!!! Sheer drops have a habit of sucking you in if you're caught on the backside of a rotor...yes, you will meet yer new friend Darwin.

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  11. There's a science lesson for those watching. Ohio Guy

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