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Monday, March 29, 2021

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A naked woman who was rescued from a storm drain in Florida told police she had been trapped for 20 days after deciding to explore a tunnel when she went for a swim in a canal. 

Firefighters pulled 43-year-old Lyndsey Kennedy out of the eight-foot-deep drain under a sidewalk in Delray Beach on Tuesday after a pedestrian heard cries for help.
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7 comments:

  1. Glypto DropemMarch 29, 2021 at 5:06 AM

    She's lucky she wasn't eaten by a gator.

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    1. Fa Cube ItchesMarch 29, 2021 at 2:37 PM

      Or bitten by anything poisonous

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  2. snuffyMarch 29, 2021 at 5:30 AM

    I call bullshit. 3 weeks, no food, no clean water? Why do they even print such blatant crap?

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    1. SkipperdaddyMarch 29, 2021 at 7:10 AM

      Bingo. Hypothermia if nothing else.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 29, 2021 at 7:37 AM

      To keep you distracted from the real thievery and murderous mayhem. OG

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  3. LeavonMarch 29, 2021 at 8:33 AM

    Raising the Bullshit flag on this one.

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  4. WestcoastDeplorableMarch 29, 2021 at 3:17 PM

    "History of making bad decisions"...that applies to about 1/2 my family!
    What I want to know is, how did she get nekkid?

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