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Wednesday, March 03, 2021

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. – A naked man knocking on doors at a South Florida apartment complex at midweek was shot by someone who then called 911 to turn himself in, police said. 

The man was carrying a Bible and knocking on doors Wednesday at the Sunshine Garden Apartments when he was shot, Pembroke Pines police Major Al Xiques told the South Florida SunSentiniel. 

7 comments:

  1. The ultimate Jehovah's Witness repellent. Although they're usually are wearing shirts and ties when they come a knockin'.

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  2. Sounds like he was looking to over cometh.

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  3. That scenario really sums up the state of America quite well. It is a metaphor for how insane this once great country has become because we let the leftist loons have their way too often.

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  4. Sounds like someone punched his ticket to go see his maker, just like he inferred.

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  5. whatever happened to the man of God wearing camels hair or sackcloth and ashes?

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  6. Damn Jehovah's witnesses, those pushy fucks will try anything to brainwash the public. I usually just put the dog in the front yard if I spot them milling around the neighborhood, he scares them off pretty good.
    JD

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  7. I shouldn't, but I find this funny. I lived in Pembroke Pines back in the '70s...

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