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Friday, April 16, 2021

Burger King Blaster Busted, Behind Bars

APRIL 13--A Tennessee woman is jailed on attempted murder charges after she allegedly leaned into a Burger King’s drive-thru window and opened fire on workers due to the “wait time to be served,” investigators report. 

Keona Shonte Jackson, 32, was arrested yesterday in connection with the March 30 shooting at the Memphis restaurant. Charged with two counts of attempted murder and using a firearm during the commission of a felony, Jackson is being held in the Shelby County jail in lieu of $250,000 bond.

16 comments:

  1. Keona Shonte Jackson... well THAT gave away the plot.

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    1. Billy Bob in TexasApril 16, 2021 at 9:01 AM

      Yep. No surprise here. Did not even need to click the link. "Where my burger be at?" Blam!

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  2. Guess the race. Give ya 3 guesses and the first 2 dont count.

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    1. Easier to try and guess how many metric tonnes.

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    2. Oh, please. If her name was Shanniqua, it couldn't be more obvious.

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  3. Oh my Kenny, is this another guess the race for $200 please.

    Might be hard for you to believe but, the nearest fast food joint is three hours south of where I am. Oh wallofchinamart, yep three hours south. Guess what else? Go ahead guess. Yep there are no, none, nada, zip cotton pickers, porch monkeys, gigaboos here either, not a one.

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    1. Need a new neighbor??? You never mention how many Dollar Generals you have close by. Btw-what zip code is BFE in? Lol.

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  4. I knew what the race was when I heard the multi-round volley didn't hit anyone.

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    1. BSB, the shooter could have been a NYC cop or an Imperial Storm Trooper. They tend to miss a lot also. :)

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  5. They must have been out of the Hennessey dipping sauce

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  6. That she has priors doesn't surprise.

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    1. And if she had a prior felony rap, why was it she was able to possess a firearm????

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  7. Discharge of a firearm to aid in the commission of a felony: it should be the death penalty. And since the cupid stunt did it all on video, as soon as the guilty verdict come in, take her out behind the courthouse and impose sentence immediately.

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  8. Rewarding Recidivism... "Jackson’s rap sheet includes a pair of theft convictions, one of which was a felony for which she received a two-year prison term, the execution of *which was suspended by a judge*. (2 pages)"!

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  9. Pro tip

    When you burn a city the trash goes up in smoke
    b&e

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  10. I ate a BK yesterday and the food was horrendous.,Seriously. Haven't eaten fast food in almost a year and was so disappointed. Then I noticed the "dude" taking my money had tits. This is or was rural Utah.

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