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Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Can finally wipe her own ass

ORLANDO, Fla. – The Ripley’s Believe It or Not attraction along International Drive in Orlando is about to get a set of the world’s longest fingernails beginning Friday. 

The nails belonged to Texas resident Ayanna Williams. 

“After nearly 30 years growing what she referred to as ‘her babies,’ Ayanna’s nails were finally clipped by certified dermatologist Dr. Allison Readinger in a 45-minute procedure in Fort Worth, Texas, on March 26,” officials said in a news release.

7 comments:

  1. That is a question I always asked myself:
    How can this women wipe their own asses, clean the hiouse and do all the other stuff with long nails?
    And I dont talk about the nails of this specific woman, I mean all women with long nails?
    Alex Lund

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  2. So she just sat around on her ass all that time, not doing a damn thing because ANY sort of work might break her "babies"? Perhaps she paid for her upkeep with what somebody thought was the "greatest sex on earth".

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  3. and feed herself, bathe, dress, undress, cook, drive, or anything else. Most of the others of these mental cases have only grown them on one hand.

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  4. Did her nails qualify her for Social Security Disability? Maybe welfare?

    What a waste of oxygen.

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  5. 45 minutes! I could've done it 3 minutes with my tin snips! And only charge her $100!

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  6. "...by certified dermatologist..."

    Does that cost extra, the certificate?
    Is there a 'loophole'... can I buy one on the Internet... without a 'background check'?

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