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Friday, April 09, 2021

Cops: Naked Man Said He Was Doing "Walk Of Shame"

APRIL 1--A man who police saw strolling naked this morning on a South Carolina street told officers that he was doing a “walk of shame” as penance for cheating on his wife, according to an arrest report. 

Investigators say that Michael Boatman, 41, was spotted by a sheriff’s deputy around 1:10 AM as he walked on a Spartanburg street with “just a clear bag over his genitals” and a “blunt in his hand.”

2 comments:

  1. In the Spartanburg/Greenville area doin' the public Meth dance is not uncommon. Some Yankees find it disgusting, others, mostly NY City types find it amusing. Locals either participate or ignore it.

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  2. Officer: Please tell me that's a blunt in your hand and NOT that you're glad to see me.

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