I saw someone shotgun a beer when I was but a high school kid. Then I saw it come up faster than it went down, along with a lot more than he put down. The only party I ever went to in high school, a girl was drinking orange driver, basically orange flavored vodka, I think. She was puking it up outside on the snow, and thought she was dying, puking her insides out. She was one of those normally quiet, shy, reserved little things. I felt sorry for her, but she was funny as all get out.
#4. I know EXACTLY what that burn is going to look like!
ReplyDelete#1 and 2 never tried that mode but seems like a waste of beer. I think I could chug it fast out of glass.
ReplyDeleteThey're doing it wrong. When you shotgun a beer, it's all supposed to go in your mouth.
DeleteFucking youngsters, I swear.....
I saw someone shotgun a beer when I was but a high school kid. Then I saw it come up faster than it went down, along with a lot more than he put down.
DeleteThe only party I ever went to in high school, a girl was drinking orange driver, basically orange flavored vodka, I think. She was puking it up outside on the snow, and thought she was dying, puking her insides out. She was one of those normally quiet, shy, reserved little things. I felt sorry for her, but she was funny as all get out.
#1 the gal knows how to shotgun a beer while the guy's an idiot.
ReplyDelete#6 hold the lighter at least six inches or so from your mouth, not right in your mouth when doing the "flame thrower."
I don't remember doing anything like that.
ReplyDeleteNeither will they.
Delete#9 I can relate to. But I NEVER fell into the garbage can.
ReplyDeleteI've been with several women who could outdrink me, out stone me and out fuq me. Ah. the good old days of my flaming wastoid youth.
ReplyDelete#7 He's not drunk just a bad brick layer.
ReplyDeleteWell played, Sir.
Delete#9 "That'll do pig. That'll do."
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