Friday, April 09, 2021

He's got more faith in people than I do, that's for sure

AUGUSTA, Ga. — After someone broke into an Augusta, Georgia, restaurant over the weekend, the owner of the business responded in an unusual way: He offered the suspect a job. 

"No police, no questions. Let's sit down and talk about how we could help you and fix the road you're on," Carl Wallace wrote in a Facebook post, which included an image of the smashed door.


  1. Most Georgia owner carries a 12ga at the ready which made the moron take a seat.

  2. This Gent is Walking the Walk some of us only talk.

    "By the livin’ Gawd that made you,
    You’re a better man than I am, Carl Wallace!"

  3. Maybe he should take the bad guy home with him so he could sleep with his wife, calming his anxieties.

  4. Get a clue: he don't want no stinking job. His kind have been bred that way since the 1960s. Not sayin his lack of thinking cannot be changed into something productive, but the odds are heavily against that ever happening.


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