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Thursday, April 22, 2021

"Let's run the prints and see what turns up"

(NEXSTAR) – Someone apparently left a grisly clue on the driveway of a Maricopa, Arizona home after a tire-slashing attempt turned into an unplanned amputation. 

Francesca Wikoff, a former firefighter and EMT, got a surprise Thursday morning when she left her house and found a severed finger on the ground near her new GMC Yukon, which had two tires slashed, according to the Maricopa Monitor.
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4 comments:

  1. Justin_O_GuyApril 22, 2021 at 3:29 AM

    Looks like the perp fingered himself.

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  2. Gater, OKCApril 22, 2021 at 6:16 AM

    "Let's run the PRINT..."

    After all, there's only one digit.

    Ha! Ha!

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  3. AnonymousApril 22, 2021 at 9:52 AM

    I clicked the link and read the story, and am filing this as my "feel good story" of the day.
    I fucking hate vandals, so can only smile at the mental picture of that piece of shit slicing off his own finger as he destroyed two of her tires.
    Since the genius is her neighbor, now she and her husband can rub it in his face forever by from now on always cheerfully calling him "Stumpy" every time they see him....

    Tim in AK

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  4. AnonymousApril 22, 2021 at 12:44 PM

    Starker here,
    I say next & every time they see him they should "Give him the Finger"!

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