Where bad choices make good stories
The cotton candy guy is high as shit.
What you don’t see with the window cleaner, are the two planes crashing into each other.
LOL Made me look!
That was pretty cool. Thanks!Nemo
When I was younger and in much, much better condition, I went to a threshing bee and was asked to cut down some of the grain. Using the scythe wasn't too bad, then they gave me one with a much longer blade and a bamboo cradle on the back of the blade. "It does the work of five men," they told me.Twenty feet of that and I fucking KNEW I did the work of five guys. I couldn't turn myself enough to get out of my truck when I got home.
I have a lot of sterling qualities, but this kind of dexterity is not one of them. Mad klutz.
Repetitive motion injuries in progress.
And a sharp knife, or zimbabwe change making
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