When I was younger and in much, much better condition, I went to a threshing bee and was asked to cut down some of the grain. Using the scythe wasn't too bad, then they gave me one with a much longer blade and a bamboo cradle on the back of the blade. "It does the work of five men," they told me. Twenty feet of that and I fucking KNEW I did the work of five guys. I couldn't turn myself enough to get out of my truck when I got home.
The cotton candy guy is high as shit.
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When I was younger and in much, much better condition, I went to a threshing bee and was asked to cut down some of the grain. Using the scythe wasn't too bad, then they gave me one with a much longer blade and a bamboo cradle on the back of the blade. "It does the work of five men," they told me.
ReplyDeleteTwenty feet of that and I fucking KNEW I did the work of five guys. I couldn't turn myself enough to get out of my truck when I got home.
I have a lot of sterling qualities, but this kind of dexterity is not one of them. Mad klutz.
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