I know most Labs are wonderful, but we had a chocolate lab that was dumb as shit. Couldn't swim, wouldn't fetch and wouldn't listen. I was almost happy when he died from eating corn cobs.
I say it is not fair. The dog doesn't have to buy a license, and has no bag limits. But I have to say, I have a twin brother who has had a number of labs and they have always been very smart, loyal, and most important, goofy. That reminds me of the reason why Mickey Mouse divorced Minney Mouse. She was fucking Goofy.
Who's a good doggie?
ReplyDeleteWhite dog-able to feed more in its free time swimming than a black human in its entire worthless lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI will buy that DOG, let the bidding begin!!!! Do I hear $1,000? Starting bid is $1,000.00
ReplyDeleteGood Dog!
ReplyDeleteWhite dog-able to feed more in its free time swimming than a black human in its entire worthless lifetime.
ReplyDeleteLabs are so damn smart. Sometimes their smarts get them in trouble though. I've had seven of them and they still amaze me.
ReplyDeleteHow can anyone not love dogs! What a gift they are to us.
ReplyDeleteI know most Labs are wonderful, but we had a chocolate lab that was dumb as shit. Couldn't swim, wouldn't fetch and wouldn't listen. I was almost happy when he died from eating corn cobs.
ReplyDeleteYes, corn cobs kill more dogs than chicken bones!
I say it is not fair. The dog doesn't have to buy a license, and has no bag limits. But I have to say, I have a twin brother who has had a number of labs and they have always been very smart, loyal, and most important, goofy.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of the reason why Mickey Mouse divorced Minney Mouse. She was fucking Goofy.
You have a twin brother Pigpen? Holy shit, there's two of you?
DeleteI just put down some mouse/rat poison. Active ingredient is corn gluten. I think it constipated the to death.
ReplyDeleteDaughter had a black lab so stupid it went to the vet for eating rocks, the second time it went to the humane society.
ReplyDeleteGood boy!
ReplyDeleteMore patient than I!!!!! grayman
ReplyDeleteAmazing it could stay there and not move a muscle. In quail dog lingo that is called steady to shot. Outstanding
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