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Thursday, April 01, 2021

Rude, crude and socially unacceptable

One of President Biden’s German shepherds treated the White House like an outhouse Wednesday, rudely answering nature’s call in a hallway, according to a pool reporter. 

“As pool gathered to load in the vans on the South Lawn driveway, Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room,” noted the journalist in a 10:27 a.m. dispatch as she awaited the departure of First Lady Jill Biden. “There was dog poo on the floor. It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it.”
-Murray

17 comments:

  1. It's possible Uncle Joe's diaper leaked and they are blaming the dogs.

    Exile1981

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  2. I thought the dogs had been exiled to Delaware.
    I'm sure Biden's Depends have sprung a leak.

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  3. Are they sure it was a dog that made poo poo on the floor and not the illegal imposter? Hybo

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  4. "...It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it.”

    Then it is obviously the black one.

    Ed

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  5. How long before Hunter's crap is on the floor.

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  6. Pretty sure it was Kamala's.

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  7. Jeesus H Crist.....a bunch of hill billies are using the White House as a stage for their bad 4 act play!

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  8. It was probably Biden who shit on the floor.

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  9. I thought for sure you were talking about me when I saw the title...

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    1. I did to Phil but I think it was Dr. Jill who took the peeloesi

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  10. He took a pelosi

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  11. But...you're sure it was the dog......

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  12. Worst residents of that address ever.
    Just like their politicians, shit all over everything someone else did.

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  13. I believe Stairmaster Joe is actually the one that is biting people and shitting on the floor. They're just blaming the dogs.

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  14. are they sure it wasn't Joey's ?

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  15. Controls his dogs like he controls the border.

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  16. They learned from the best.
    jack

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