No, really. Automatic soap dispensers are “racist.” Look, as I said the other day, there’s an easy way to simplify this whole “woke” thing: if “it” exists and “white people” do “it,” use “it,” enjoy “it,” or have anything to do with “it,” then “it” is “racist,” “white supremacist,” or both.
-Chuck
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ReplyDeleteThey think “racist” mode of the white man is annoying, just wait until it slips into “tired of hearing your bullshit, putting an end to it” mode.
Given that that particular item is even more mythical than the female orgasm, I'm sure they'll pencil it in to be scared.
DeleteThey don’t use pencils
DeleteThose things kill trees
And whales (somehow)!
The liquid soap don't work for the Bros? They should switch to Liquid "Monkey Farts Natural Soap" made from the intestinal gases of their cousins.
ReplyDeleteBuy it here: https://www.livingsimplysoap.com/products/monkey-fart-liquid-soap
When you're too damn stupid to be in college, you shouldn't be there.....and the college ought to be (key word) smart enough to kick them out....... but they (college) ain't, so the collective IQ of the college continues to fall.....
ReplyDeleteKid who graduates with a C- or even fails pays as much tuition as someone who is on the Dean's List, and usually causes much less paperwork.
DeleteSeriously...
Students who are at the top of the class cause a whole buncha paperwork problems for the schools. Between justifying why those at the top are so much smarter than those in the middle to those below, to answering questions from congresscritters why there aren't any magnum-cum-shaniquas (well, except at the black sororities and fraternities...)
Schools want students to pay their money, shut the fuck up and don't rock the boat. Being smart and questioning is a pain in their leftist asses.
Can't think of much they do which isn't based on stuff created by us racists.
ReplyDeleteHell if it wasn't for the White folk, these POS would be pissing in their water supply and eating dirt for little bit of animal dung that may be associated with the dung.
DeleteStupid kids think soap dispensers respond to skin color, it's actually a motion sensor.
ReplyDeleteI doubt it was the engineering students who complained.
Sounds to me like washing one's hands after going to the bathroom is what's "racist."
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No need for soap when you wipe with one hand and eat with the other.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I wipe with TP, and eat with a fork.
DeleteI think we've had about enough of this "woke" bullshit. Go back to sleep, assholes.
ReplyDeleteVirtualMirage has a discussion about the evilness of 'white' Kleenex.
ReplyDeleteInevitably leading to a discussion of progressive tissues in Black©.
It's all the rage these days.
Makes me very sad that I went there!
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ReplyDeleteHow about semiauto ones?