Always loved these. Kid has a ear piece in and is told what to say. I love how he keeps a straight face and his delivery is just so dead pan perfect!!!
I remember the one where J.Kimmel had the girls try to tell what he had in his pants, by feeling the outside of his pants. Now he has the guts call Republicans out for their perversions. I think that all of them are a bunch of losers. But the kid was definitely gold. My favorite part of the show was the ending, with hot girls, jumping on trampolines. Try and air that now.
Another superior segment of the deeply-irreverent Man Show! Who was the elderly fellow in the circus ringmaster costume in the audience? Every show, he swallowed a yuge mug of beer... or occasionally two mugs... and once, three mugs in five seconds? . . This penguin hears something funny while he's driving, so he takes his car to the shop... * What kind of car? I don't know, a damn penguin car, alright... Mechanic says it'll be a half-hour to check it out... * Why didn't the penguin take a bus? He's a damn penguin, alright... he couldn't make it up the damn bus steps, alright... So, anyway, while he's waiting, he goes across the street for some ice cream... * What flavor? A damn fish-flavored ice cream, alright... what difference does it make what kind of ice cream... now, would you shut your fat mouth while I tell the damn joke, alright... * I'm all ears. In a half-hour, the penguin comes back to the mechanic... mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal." Penguin says "No, that's just ice cream!"
Now, imagine a bar filled with chimpanzees in rumpled human business suits after a hard day at the office... telling jokes to a chimpanzee bar-tender. That was the Man Show.
What is the backstory of this kid? He has a quick wit and is FUNNY!!
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DeleteBack when jimmy kimmel was funny but only because of his partner Adam Corrola. Now he is the biggest cuck in the nation.
DeleteAlways loved these. Kid has a ear piece in and is told what to say. I love how he keeps a straight face and his delivery is just so dead pan perfect!!!
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Amen!!!
Delete15 minutes of fame. 25 or 30 years ago? Man show.
ReplyDeleteCop car just rolls by at 1:59.
ReplyDeleteAh, The Man Show. One of the last funny things Comedy Central ever ran.
ReplyDeleteTotally set up but... quite the enthusiastic entreprenur
ReplyDeleteThe Man Show - when humor was actually funny!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell happened to Jimmy Kimmel?
ReplyDeleteTurned into a cucked pussy.
That was TV that I never missed.
Sarah Silverman happened. Ruined his relationship with Adam Corolla and turned him into a bitch.
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At least Adam Corolla turned out realy cool!
DeleteBack when Jimmy Kimmel was funny - pre woke nonsense.
ReplyDeleteLot of pre woke there.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny as hell. No way would that be broadcast now with all of the woke snowflakes around.
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"What's the matter honey? I thought all the cold fish were in the ocean?"
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten all about these! I'm using that line!
Don't know if he should be slapped into next week or have his allowance raised?
ReplyDeleteI remember the one where J.Kimmel had the girls try to tell what he had in his pants, by feeling the outside of his pants. Now he has the guts call Republicans out for their perversions. I think that all of them are a bunch of losers. But the kid was definitely gold.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of the show was the ending, with hot girls, jumping on trampolines. Try and air that now.
Gotta love the Karen's walking up bitching that he shouldn't be "allowed" to do something...
ReplyDeleteThe Man Show, the last time Jimmie Kimmel was funny.
ReplyDeleteAnother superior segment of the deeply-irreverent Man Show!
ReplyDeleteWho was the elderly fellow in the circus ringmaster costume in the audience?
Every show, he swallowed a yuge mug of beer... or occasionally two mugs... and once, three mugs in five seconds?
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This penguin hears something funny while he's driving, so he takes his car to the shop...
* What kind of car?
I don't know, a damn penguin car, alright...
Mechanic says it'll be a half-hour to check it out...
* Why didn't the penguin take a bus?
He's a damn penguin, alright... he couldn't make it up the damn bus steps, alright...
So, anyway, while he's waiting, he goes across the street for some ice cream...
* What flavor?
A damn fish-flavored ice cream, alright... what difference does it make what kind of ice cream... now, would you shut your fat mouth while I tell the damn joke, alright...
* I'm all ears.
In a half-hour, the penguin comes back to the mechanic... mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal."
Penguin says "No, that's just ice cream!"
Now, imagine a bar filled with chimpanzees in rumpled human business suits after a hard day at the office... telling jokes to a chimpanzee bar-tender.
That was the Man Show.
My heroes.