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Tuesday, April 06, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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15 comments:

  1. Matthew WApril 6, 2021 at 2:48 PM

    # 10 !!!!!!!

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  2. JeremyRApril 6, 2021 at 3:29 PM

    ER doctor" what seems to be the problem?"
    " My baby's nose ring is caught on my nipple piercing."

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  3. CavguyApril 6, 2021 at 3:55 PM

    Matt I’m not sure Kenny really posted some gooduns today!!!

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  4. Henk VandenberghApril 6, 2021 at 4:16 PM

    #6 All wrong. You have to be dead to earn the title 'rapper'. They just don't want to wait until they're 70.

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  5. AnonymousApril 6, 2021 at 4:17 PM

    #9 What happens to muslims when they get to day 73?

    And you don't get any choice of fetish in hell. All you get is burned. Why do you think they call it hell?

    Geek

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    1. AndyApril 6, 2021 at 6:53 PM

      What is this day 73 that you speak of?

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    2. AnonymousApril 6, 2021 at 9:31 PM

      Muslims are promised 72 virgins in heaven. After rationing yourself to 1 a day, After 72 days, you don't have any more virgins. Now what are you going to do for the rest of Eternity?

      Personally, I'll take my wife. Starting day 1 when we're both there, and then for all Eternity!

      Geek

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    3. AnonymousApril 7, 2021 at 9:28 AM

      Their virgins are one-shot disposables?
      Seems an awful waste; virgins aren't that common nowadays...
      CC

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    4. HalfElfApril 8, 2021 at 8:43 AM

      They stay virgins, you become a ken doll.

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  6. millerizedApril 6, 2021 at 4:18 PM

    #5. Won the lottery last year. Told my family I'd split it 4 ways if they'd leave me alone until the day after I die.
    I handed each one a quarter and told them to fuck off.

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  7. Brad_in_ILApril 6, 2021 at 5:26 PM

    #16 is Les Stroud, aka Survivor man ..

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  8. AndyApril 6, 2021 at 6:56 PM

    Aw hell, when Pink finds out she's been associated Bieber like that, someone just might get a ass whoopin.

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    1. AnonymousApril 6, 2021 at 9:17 PM

      [rocketride]

      I was wondering who she was.

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  9. AnonymousApril 6, 2021 at 9:15 PM

    [rocketride]

    #20 That model of baby bottle is called the 'Andrew Cuomo'.

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  10. SgtBobApril 7, 2021 at 10:16 AM

    Speaking of Jack Nicholson, he once played a nice young man on trial on The Andy Griffith Show. More proof you have to pay the rent somehow.

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