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Monday, April 05, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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21 comments:

  1. #20 - At least he doesn't have to worry about frostbitten toes...

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    1. Plus he saves on thermal socks.

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    2. We actually just finished watching a program about the expedition he was on, and the climb was brutal for him. His stumps were bleeding badly on the way down and he essentially had to be dragged down on a pad. He did get frostbit, and lost a couple more inches off the stumps he had. He lost his legs after being stuck on another mountain for 13 days before being rescued. Tough minded and crazy all at the same time.

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    3. He's now a stupid shit that has to be dragged up and down the mountain putting others in danger.

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    4. Yeah no doubt. He did make it up and part way back down on his own power. He broke a leg, but had a spare. But as he said later, he had to be "scraped off the mountain". I think the people that live that hard core climbing lifestyle tend to be very selfish anyway.

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  2. 20 for the win....

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  3. #20, on a serious note, he doesn't have to worry about losing toes to frost bite, and his lungs don't have those leg muscles to supply oxygen to.

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  4. 18: anyone using the self-checkout with more than five items is basically saying that he/she wants to kill some minimum wage jobs.

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  5. Someone explain #2. No wedding ring? Image isn’t best quality so I can’t tell if the ring was just taken off.

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    1. Her bird finger nail is cut short so she can diddle herself without cutting up her, uh, lady bits.
      That's about as politely as I can put it.

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    2. She has a shiny finger with no nail.

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    3. That could just as easily be the hand of a redneck's wife.

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    1. Might want to look a little closer before you say that Bill.

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  7. #2 Plus her bird finger is soaking wet!

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  8. #18 If they had enough minimum wage workers working the checkout there would be no need for the self checkout!

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  9. #20 He can wear shorts.

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  10. Escaped to WyomingApril 5, 2021 at 9:41 PM

    #18 Our local Sam's Club on a Saturday morning will have 2 staffed checkouts and 15 self checkouts. Me neighbor is the GM for the store and would love to have more lanes staffed but people just don't want to do that around here anymore. he always says he will hire someone for them to call off 2 or 3 days into the job.
    I don't envy anyone who has to hire for entry level/minimum wage...

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  11. #6 for the win! Kenny will be found in his truck suffering from a dog biscuit overdose for posting that one.
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  12. #6 Is a dead ringer. OG

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  13. I remember seeing #6 with a caption on the first one "Barack Obama and friend Michael ..."

    There was also, and I can't find it - dammit! - a picture of that friend Michael with a disfigurement on their elbow. And a picture of "Michelle" with that same disfigurement.

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