Where bad choices make good stories
#2: Out of the park! I even smiled ;-)Patrick
Wouldn't it be more practical to just disable the talk mode and turn up the volume on the suck-power dial
Sex dolls talk? What do they talk about? When you stuff them back into the closet do they talk to the other sex dolls in there and compare notes?
#7) Here's video of an assault from SCTV:https://youtube.com/watch?v=xIQmO8HVox4
#20. Or this date.
# 5 and 13. #5 was a funny as hell and #13 I nodded in agreement. Nothing wrong with me, wrong with me, wrong with me...
Vegans are hilarious. One of the groups I love to piss on.
My go-to shirt for the supermarket reads "My Food Eats Your Food". Just poke 'em in the eye every chance you get.
I don't get #12. Where is the joke?
We don't see a lot of motorcycles in the snow around here.
#5, yesterday I was approached for the first time about not wearing a mask in public. I was having lunch with my son at a Chinese restaurant when I was approached by one of the workers, he must work in the kitchen because I've never seen him before. We eat there once every couple weeks or so and the manager recognizes us and always sits us at our favorite table. So here he comes and starts jabbering in very broken english, I don't understand what he's saying and not sure if was me he was talking to. Eventually I get it and say I no wear mask, pulmonary and respiratory conditions but he keeps jabbering on so I wave over the manager and ask her what his problem is, she speaks to him in Chinese then shoos him away. Asking the manager if there was a problem with us coming here to eat she replies no problem with me, he no understand but problem solved, enjoy our lunch.JD
#3 ... only if they marry another set of identical twins, or were knocked up by the same guy. Otherwise they'd only be half-siblings. No, I'm not missing the joke - I am an identical twin and just hate the idea my kids could be "genetic" siblings of my brother and his ... wife.
I moderate my comments due to spam and trolls. No need to post the same comment multiple times if yours doesn't show right away..