Years ago, my girlfriend and I were on our way home from an evening out, and I got stopped at an intersection by a light. When the light turned green, my shift lever just flopped kinda like #10. I told her it happened to every guy sooner or later.
Took an hour and a half to get a tow. Luckily, there was a bar right there on the corner.
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I activated #20 once. I've never been more scared.
ReplyDelete16 - Uh oh. Does Gun Jesus know about? He's a fair shot.
ReplyDeleteI rate #5 a 12 on a scale of 1 to 10.
ReplyDelete#16- Is that Ian in his bathrobe? Holding a Coach Gun???
#16 - it is Ian.
DeleteThe video it's from, if anyone cares: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjThckYqBQ&t=4s
DeleteGun Jesus, Himself.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
#13 - Yeah, if you're a complete pussy.....
ReplyDeleteIs #16 that Ian from the gun videos you post?
ReplyDeleteTim in AK
Sure is.
Delete#13. She then follows up with "Well, Bless your heart" which of course is southern lady speak for F-you Mfer.
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
DeleteMy understanding is,
"Bless your heart" = "aren't you stupid" or clueless or beyond help.
It contains a bit of sympathy.
#20 is what people think when they see Kamala Harris cackling.
ReplyDelete#14...lick them, click them...same thing.
ReplyDelete#13 - my husband made that mistake a couple of years ago; he has never forgotten that lesson.
ReplyDelete#12 when baby girl came home straight from work...
ReplyDelete#12 is the most random ass, funny shit I have seen in days! Keep 'em coming!
ReplyDelete#10 Long ago I saw a video of the before activity.
ReplyDeleteYears ago, my girlfriend and I were on our way home from an evening out, and I got stopped at an intersection by a light. When the light turned green, my shift lever just flopped kinda like #10. I told her it happened to every guy sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteTook an hour and a half to get a tow. Luckily, there was a bar right there on the corner.