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Thursday, April 22, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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18 comments:

  1. You should be ashamed of yourself for making me piss myself laughing at #2.

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    1. They need to replace their former (they were shot) employees.

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    2. They have at least 8 openings...

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  2. re #8. I drove 400 miles, more than once, to get laid when i was 24. Then her husband found out and threatened to stick his work rifle up my ass and pull the trigger...

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    1. Hey, we gotta do what we gotta do! And how many of us have flown MUCH farther than that?

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    2. WTF is a work rifle?

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    3. [rocketride]

      Presumably not the one that's 'for fun'.

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  3. Every day you usually have one or two I can steal for work. Today's selection is a riot. Any one of these would get me fired, escorted from the building and loaded into a rocket bound for Saturn.
    You have outdone yourself today.

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  4. 20 Say ello to my little frien Jack Walker Cuervo. Yeah we go way back.

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  5. Re: #1, I've never hit a female in my life... if big sisters don't count. Hey, I was the littlest kid in the family. :P

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  6. #6 really hit home. I have stopped to take pictures of my wife washing her car and when she was helping my young son start the mower. She was steaming fucking pissed both times. :)

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  7. probably should not laugh at #13, even if it's my favorite one of the day

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  8. Ok, I'll give. #2 is over my head, anyone wanna help a fella out?

    Fairplayjeepguy

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    1. Remember the shooting a little bit ago at the FedEx facility in Indianopolis?

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    2. Oh damn.......

      Fairplayjeepguy

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  9. Omelet, scrambled, whatever. Just make an egg sammich.

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