re #8. I drove 400 miles, more than once, to get laid when i was 24. Then her husband found out and threatened to stick his work rifle up my ass and pull the trigger...
Every day you usually have one or two I can steal for work. Today's selection is a riot. Any one of these would get me fired, escorted from the building and loaded into a rocket bound for Saturn. You have outdone yourself today.
#6 really hit home. I have stopped to take pictures of my wife washing her car and when she was helping my young son start the mower. She was steaming fucking pissed both times. :)
You should be ashamed of yourself for making me piss myself laughing at #2.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
DeleteThey need to replace their former (they were shot) employees.
DeleteThey have at least 8 openings...
Deletere #8. I drove 400 miles, more than once, to get laid when i was 24. Then her husband found out and threatened to stick his work rifle up my ass and pull the trigger...
ReplyDeleteHey, we gotta do what we gotta do! And how many of us have flown MUCH farther than that?
DeleteWTF is a work rifle?
Delete[rocketride]
DeletePresumably not the one that's 'for fun'.
Every day you usually have one or two I can steal for work. Today's selection is a riot. Any one of these would get me fired, escorted from the building and loaded into a rocket bound for Saturn.
ReplyDeleteYou have outdone yourself today.
20 Say ello to my little frien Jack Walker Cuervo. Yeah we go way back.
ReplyDeleteRe: #1, I've never hit a female in my life... if big sisters don't count. Hey, I was the littlest kid in the family. :P
ReplyDelete#6 really hit home. I have stopped to take pictures of my wife washing her car and when she was helping my young son start the mower. She was steaming fucking pissed both times. :)
ReplyDeleteprobably should not laugh at #13, even if it's my favorite one of the day
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll give. #2 is over my head, anyone wanna help a fella out?
ReplyDeleteFairplayjeepguy
Indianapolis ring a bell ?
DeleteRemember the shooting a little bit ago at the FedEx facility in Indianopolis?
DeleteOh damn.......
DeleteFairplayjeepguy
Omelet, scrambled, whatever. Just make an egg sammich.
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