Got to the end and thought, "I just don't know where to start, there's so much good shit to comment on there!" Then I scrolled back to the beginning. Yeah #1 really does define where i reside most often.
#4 Me and my buddy in line at the grocery store. His sister was visiting from up north and had asked us to get some dog food for her mutt. When we put our stuff on the conveyor he said he hoped it was the right brand of dog food. I told him his Granny was pretty old and probably wouldn't know the difference.
The little old lady in line behind us was outraged!
#2 I grew up on a farm and have lived in the city for the past 3 decades. A casual observation from my trips back to where I grew up is that farm girls have larger racks.
Got to the end and thought, "I just don't know where to start, there's so much good shit to comment on there!" Then I scrolled back to the beginning. Yeah #1 really does define where i reside most often.
ReplyDeleteStole #1. Sorry
ReplyDelete#12 and #19.... its all about perspective. Ha!
ReplyDeleteDamned if I can't relate to #15. Even the fucking Denny's was closed on Christmas day.
ReplyDeleteThank God for Waffle House!
Delete#4 Me and my buddy in line at the grocery store. His sister was visiting from up north and had asked us to get some dog food for her mutt. When we put our stuff on the conveyor he said he hoped it was the right brand of dog food.
ReplyDeleteI told him his Granny was pretty old and probably wouldn't know the difference.
The little old lady in line behind us was outraged!
That's funny!
Delete#19 for the WIN!
ReplyDelete2 I think corn is about twice that. And it pays a lot of bills, Those tits would only take about 10 acres or less.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Those titties are the least expensive thing in that picture.
DeleteCorn closed yesterday at $5.59/bu. If that tit mechacnic charges by the pound, 10 acres probably aint gonna do it.
Delete#4 This chick was always bumming food from people at work so they gave her a sandwich with dog food in it.
ReplyDelete#4 With a little Heinz 57 it's not bad.
ReplyDeleteAsk me how I know.....
I guess you pissed off the little woman, the 57 works i guess just do not fall asleep first!!! grayman
Delete#2 I grew up on a farm and have lived in the city for the past 3 decades. A casual observation from my trips back to where I grew up is that farm girls have larger racks.
ReplyDelete#16 - I'm not a Cracker, I'm a Saltine American.
ReplyDeleteI want #14 on a t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteAnd a bumper sticker.