#6 ..and yesterday, I think it was, "The Big Guy" signs an EO prohibiting the use of the term "wuhan virus" by all fed.gov agencies. But hey, he's looking out for what's best for the USA and IS NOT on China's payroll and neither is anyone in his family, especially son Hunter and brother James.
#3 If you're at a rodeo and need to unload, just step in the back of any horse trailer. It's already full of piss, and nobody will care. #18 Some weird tires on those chairs. Puts a new spin on 'sand chairs'. Best one I ever heard of though was a nursing home activities director who loaded a van up with old guys and took them to the stock car races. First time in years that some of them had heard anything.
Many years ago, some Jehovah's witnesses were on our block (suburban life). It was a father/son across the street and a mother/daughter on our side of the street. When I opened the door, mom says "we want to talk to you about Jehovah's witnesses." I looked at her, looked long and hard at her daughter, looked back at mom and said, "You can leave, she can stay." They went off in a huff and I was never bothered again, at least at that residence.
My wife used to have a black cat. This cat liked to perch on her shoulder. JWs showed up one day and she went to the door with the cat in position and said "Let me tell you about MY religion."
#20 A dog wearing socks on it front paws? Is there also peanut butter on her nightstand?
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Delete#6 ..and yesterday, I think it was, "The Big Guy" signs an EO prohibiting the use of the term "wuhan virus" by all fed.gov agencies. But hey, he's looking out for what's best for the USA and IS NOT on China's payroll and neither is anyone in his family, especially son Hunter and brother James.
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#18: They must have Obamacare health insurance.
ReplyDelete#2 - The SCIENCE is settled.
ReplyDelete#3 If you're at a rodeo and need to unload, just step in the back of any horse trailer. It's already full of piss, and nobody will care.
ReplyDelete#18 Some weird tires on those chairs. Puts a new spin on 'sand chairs'. Best one I ever heard of though was a nursing home activities director who loaded a van up with old guys and took them to the stock car races. First time in years that some of them had heard anything.
#4 Yep
ReplyDelete#7 Yep, but only if ya tag a lifetime ban on the end of that list.
#15 Yep
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ReplyDeleteI didn't know there was such thing as a holster for hot sauce. I have a new mission in life.
ReplyDeleteMany years ago, some Jehovah's witnesses were on our block (suburban life). It was a father/son across the street and a mother/daughter on our side of the street. When I opened the door, mom says "we want to talk to you about Jehovah's witnesses." I looked at her, looked long and hard at her daughter, looked back at mom and said, "You can leave, she can stay." They went off in a huff and I was never bothered again, at least at that residence.
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DeleteMy wife used to have a black cat. This cat liked to perch on her shoulder. JWs showed up one day and she went to the door with the cat in position and said "Let me tell you about MY religion."
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ReplyDelete#10 Neck's weak, brain's even weaker.