Regarding #8 and #9, I used to work at a country meat store and sliced cured hams with a big bandsaw. The motion was repetitive and exact, and you got into a rhythm. It would just freak my sister-in-law right out when she'd come up and ask a question, and I'd look up at her and carry on a conversation without missing a beat.
Regarding #5, another reason to never buy anything from Geico. "Hey, I got a great idea! Let's make huge caricatures of some of the greatest presidents, then make them look even sillier by putting bunny ears on them, and hold a farcical race where idiot mascots get to tackle them!"
Regarding #8 and #9, I used to work at a country meat store and sliced cured hams with a big bandsaw. The motion was repetitive and exact, and you got into a rhythm. It would just freak my sister-in-law right out when she'd come up and ask a question, and I'd look up at her and carry on a conversation without missing a beat.
ReplyDeleteRegarding #5, another reason to never buy anything from Geico. "Hey, I got a great idea! Let's make huge caricatures of some of the greatest presidents, then make them look even sillier by putting bunny ears on them, and hold a farcical race where idiot mascots get to tackle them!"
#8 & #9 -- the sound you just heard was OSHA inspectors fainting dead away.
ReplyDelete#6 is pretty clever
ReplyDelete#8 & 9 - I worked in a punch press shop during college many years ago. Lots of the old guys were "Stumpys" and refused to use the safety equipment.
ReplyDelete#1 - Made that look like he does that all the time, pretty slick trick their pup !
ReplyDelete#2 - "Brittany ! You Bitch !" "Hey, no one said stop !"
#5 - Never seen a football mascot rave before.
Was doing just fine 'till I got to #10, and nearly spit out my teef.
ReplyDeleteI got a kick out of the little hand-wavy thing. That's it, fan those flames, darlin'.
DeleteFalse eyelashes are flammable? Who knew?
DeleteDang, I wish my wife was as romantic as #3...
ReplyDeleteNo you don't.
Delete#3 reminds me of a vagina I once knew.
ReplyDelete#6 what is that supposed to do! #2 the guy was a little late to stop that last wack!!! grayman
ReplyDeleteThe ring in the gate latch can roll over the axel in on direction only. The outside loop prevents rolling the other way.
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