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Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Wait..... he did what with what???

While unaware that he was being recorded by a nursery camera, a Michigan home inspector pleasured himself with an Elmo doll, according to police. 

Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, was arraigned yesterday on a pair of misdemeanor charges stemming from an unsettling incident last month at a residence in Oxford Township, a Detroit suburb.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 13, 2021 at 5:20 AM

    ...was it a tickle me elmo?

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  2. AnonymousApril 13, 2021 at 7:24 AM

    The guy was Ohio Guy

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  3. CritterApril 13, 2021 at 8:57 AM

    Some people's kinks...

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  4. Mike_CApril 13, 2021 at 9:44 AM

    Pretty sure that was non consensual. Elmo’s into (heh) 15-16 year old males, not middle-aged dudes.

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  5. TribApril 13, 2021 at 9:57 AM

    now that is a video worth not seeing

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  6. AnonymousApril 13, 2021 at 9:59 PM

    Ohio Guy. Definitely Ohio Guy.

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